J+J: The Garage

Find the Direction

Jen and John regale us with some more local vibes and do a fair job mixing metaphors around finding direction. John is very heart-happy and talkative in this episode, mostly because of https://reel-big-fish.com/news/ [https://reel-big-fish.com/news/] Reel Big Fish's reunion announcement. Open question to the Lombard Park District; "When you planted those tulips, did you just dig a level amount down then scatter a shit-ton of bulbs then cover it with the requisite amount of dirt?" [Ed. The sensory nodes in the nose are called "olfactory organs". The song John was incorrectly referring to is "I know you too well to like you anymore" from Reel Big Fish's stellar release "Candy-Coated Fury". White/silver hair has no natural UV resistance and is highly susceptible to sun damage.] #findTheDirection #garibaldis #nostalgiaSells #northParkMall #bartlettPointeGarageSale #lilaciaParkLombard #lombardParkDistrict #rushMedical #smellBetter #greySweatpants #peopleOfWalmart #reelBigFish #vansWarpedTour #ginBlossoms #iKnowYouTooWellToLikeYouAnymore #candyCoatedFury #serenityPrayer #bubbaTheSalcutaTortoise #thePitt #googleMaps #silverInHerForties #outtakesFromTheGarage #mentalHealthMatters

Stomp Setbacks

John and Jen pine about their spring cleaning outdoor activities. They're particularly proud of opening their adult children's palates and overcoming their setbacks. [Ed. To confirm, Jennifer's heart rate was indeed in the "stressful" category on 03/31/2026 according to her oura ring. And sweet potatoes mature 90-150 days after planting And dancing Jesus was still in the kitchen] #stompSetbacks #jjTheGarage #springCleanup #menards #sweetPotatoVines #hibiscus #lilacBush #invasiveSpecies #attackOfTheKillerHydrangeas #lintRoller #newfLife #elkAntlers #backgroundBarking #bubbaTheSalcutaTortoise #princessLeiaTheEnglishBulldog #temuSize #homeImprovement #voglioTheChihuahua #ahsokaTheNewfoundland #charminGiantRoll #theGrudge #dancingJesus #whenWeWerePoor #jewelOsco #samsClub #weeklyAdMailers #laughingCowCheese #friedCheese #sinners #sinnersForDummies #hamburgerHelper #velveeta #outtakesFromTheGarage #mentalHealthMatters

Deal with Current Events

J & J welcome Patrick back to the garage for his third guest appearance on the podcast. They discuss a few topics that cross generations. They compare cast/crew personalities, police officer stuff and Harry Potter Houses. Patrick can be seen live 4/11/26 @ Babs Comedy Club in Forest Park and oftentimes, Playtime with Patrick and Preston, and online later in 2026 on Instagram with The_Dive_In #dealWithCurrentEvents #jjTheGarage #princessLeiaTheBulldog #threwOutHerBack #gauzeMustache #noseDouche #neilMed #genX #superMario2 #pitfall #metroid #itsAChick #contra #auditions #improv #metaRayBans #harryPotter #greekChickenTacos #stuffedPickles #poutine #marsCheeseCastle #handmaidsTale #minnesota #southland #the_Dive_In #lastChanceMillington #fiji #universalClubLevel #druryInn #butterBeer #harryPotter #justiceForSlytherin #karaoke #ghostbustersFrozenEmpire #hallmarkMovies #ope #homestead #whatsLeft #stoplightParties #nashville #newYorkTurk #newMicrophone #edDebevics #monstersUniversity #theColumbia #1905Salad #cigarShoppe #mentalHealthMatters

Super Bowl Party?

John and Jen open season 4 with a podcast recorded during Super Bowl LX. Jen is already blocking time for after her first fiscal year end as a supervisor. John can be noted as causing a lot of "can't even" with his co-host. [Editor's note: Whilst Costco has upped the sample game, they do not yet offer a similar feature to "Scan and Go" at Sam's Club. Their version is currently in a pilot program in select markets and will soon be available nationwide. Also, Google Assistant can be credited with complimenting the considerate driver whom uses voice-to-text and has manners...via Android Auto.] #superBowlParty #jjTheGarage #superBowlSunday #superBowlLX #milanOlympics2026 #samsClub #freezeDriedSkittles #sneakingInToCostco #superBowlCommercials #stealingBabies #quiltClub #theCraft #countTheOrnaments #googleAssistant #puertoRico #milwaukee #ginBlossoms #milwaukeeAdmirals #sunflowers #vacationPlanning #noseJob #MKEbaconfest #preventativeCare #vocalTremors #neurologist #ope #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

Amateur Show featuring Rogue

J & J close out season 3 with outtakes from their latest episode with Rogue from the garage. It's mostly a rant about internal facing cameras and auto insurance. We'll hope to catch you up with season 4 soon, stay tuned! #amateurShow #jjTheGarage #rogue #nathanFillion #kaitlinOlsen #highPotential #poweredByAi #invasionOfPrivacy #myMommyWorksAt #brokenKia #adhdLoud #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage