Knead for Reality

Episode 9: The Valley, RHORI, Sundae Funday

WELCOME TO EPISODE 9 OF KNEAD FOR REALITY! THIS WEEK FEATURED SOME FUN LIFE UPDATES: * Welcome to the family, Stella and Arlo! Two new puppies means double the cute, but also double the mischief. * Corbyn’s fridge has officially kicked the bucket. RIP to whatever leftovers were trapped inside. * We briefly recapped the Summer House drama, celebrated Alex Cooper’s pregnancy news, and screamed because Harry Styles is finally heading back on tour. Dust off your boas! The Valley * The main takeaway this week? Danny is officially on the pod's collective block list. He is not our friend right now. * We have to ask... is Brittany starting to move just like Jax? Or is she playing 4D chess and thinking ahead like Mother Hubbard? Real Housewives of Rhode Island * Kelsey and her man broke up, but he is somehow still paying for her entire life. * We went to Rulla’s dinner party, where Brian completely lost his marbles. Seems to us like he's hiding something. * Kelsey and Rosie’s fragile truce lasted about five minutes. They are officially on the brink of an all-out brawl again. Sunday Funday * We wrapped up the week with an epic ice cream sundae bar with every topping imaginable. The biggest shocker of the night? Uncovering which of the ladies doesn't like hot fudge. (Expose her!)

Episode 8: The Valley, RHORI, Tiramisu Cake

This week’s podcast featured Clara fighting plaque with vibes alone, Amber defending room-temperature sodas like a founding father, and Corbyn & Clara getting absolutely humbled by stomach warfare. * On The Valley: marriages were shaky, Schwartz was awkwardly flirting, and Lala & Michelle gave the episode its emotional damage segment. * On RHORI: the Newport trip turned into passive-aggressive summer camp ,Jo-Ellen and Alicia had one of the episode’s most emotional moments, opening up about difficult childhood experiences and bonding over personal family trauma , and Jo-Ellen received alleged video evidence of Rulla’s husband Brian with another woman, reigniting the affair rumors and setting up major fallout for next week * Dessert of the week: tiramisu cake — the only layered thing not falling apart emotionally.

Episode 7: The Valley, RHORI, Ice Cream

Welcome back to Knead for Reality! Clara is joining us from Rhode Island fresh off her half marathon. This week, we talk: * Devil Wears Prada 2 — cautiously excited but if Miranda isn’t terrifying, we riot. * Fogo de Chão — meat sweats but make it luxurious. Zero regrets, minimal breathing. * Book of Mormon — wildly inappropriate, wildly hilarious. Bless up. * Amber’s cereal habits — concerning. Possibly criminal. The Valley * Jesse & Lacy opening scene — already exhausted. * Janet & Jason — giving “we need to talk” energy 24/7. * Michelle’s gymnastics — flexible queen, emotionally and physically. * “We’re going to San Diego!” — pack your drama and SPF. Real Housewives of RI * Kelsey breakup? TBD but we’re seated. * Doll tea party — nothing says normal like tiny furniture and big egos. * Masquerade party — masks off, personalities revealed... mostly. Our dessert this week? A summer favorite: ice cream!

Episode 6: The Valley, RHORI, White Chocolate Chip Lemon Bars

Welcome back to Knead for Reality * Life updates: book club, hiking, and somehow… run club people now * Clara runs a half marathon next weekend * Corbyn spotted on Summer House S4 * Leaked reunion audio = messy, we pressed play immediately The Valley * In-home salons + boats = chaotic combo * Jesse’s boys’ night = cigars & unhinged energy * Kristen & Luke date night = love… with a side of tension RHORI * Cheating scandal still clocked in * Wedding rings = missing in action * Polo match = rich chaos, zero self-awareness The Bake * Summer = citrus, poolside, main character energy * Ingredients: zest, sugar, butter, flour, lemon juice, white chocolate chips * Tip: use 2 lemons * Taste: tangy, sweet, and gone in 5 seconds

Episode 5: The Valley, RHORI, Red Flags or Red Velvet Cupcakes?

* Clara is BACK and balance has been restored. Also… Corbyn’s dad knows Amber?? Small world. Donuts were discussed, obviously. * The Valley: Produced but still entertaining. Husbands in the drama (??), Brittany’s boob job era, and Brandon already waving red flags. Y2K party delivered: tequila Kristen, the girls + the gays. Michelle thriving at The Abbey, and hungover In-N-Out saves the day. Zack is not impressed with Brandon — same. * RHORI: More drama off-screen than on — lawsuits, alleged mistresses, escort rumors. On-screen = beach hangs, biking, and subtle tension. Liz + Kelsey boat clean-up could go friendship or feud. * Baking: Red velvet cupcakes, no sifting (lazy queens), didn’t forget the butter (growth), and somehow… actually moist and good.