NEUROTICA with Brett Gelman & Ari Dayan

HAPPY BELATED MOTHER’S DAY PART 2

Ari and Brett talk about abusive psychotic school teachers. Their mutual hatred for school growing up. Their mutual love for their school lunches, as well as their mutual love of their badass moms!!!

HAPPY BELATED MOTHER’S DAY PART 1

Ari and Brett get new mikes. Brett has a beef with a flower shop. Ari coins the term “sosh meed”. Ari and Brett break down their fluidity. Brett fears he’s becoming “old hat”. Ari talks hats. They discuss the Tik Tok trend “Guess My Fart” and conclude the existence of farts proves the existence of God. Brett literally shits the bed. They share their hatred of school.

BRETT ALMOST EATS ARI (she's ok)

Brett talks about his Shrek vibes, Ari blames Brett for blaming her, Ari auditions for Headspace, they both get triggered by the word trigger, express their love for Love On The Spectrum, and Brett gives a shout out to his Other Guys fans.

BRETT AND ARI STAGE AN INTERVENTION (for eachother) - DRUG ISSUES

Are we drug addicts? Brett can't sell drugs when he's on tour with a family for the last Dead tour. Ari loves a deal. Buying mushrooms in bulk. Ketamine. K Holes. Mystery psychadelics in amsterdam. Everyone sh*t their pants. Am I the doorknob?

FLAP THOSE WINGS ON THAT BIG BIG - Sex Issues

Stressing each other out. Lack of sleep. Dehydration. Ari's guilt for killing the ant colony infesting her bathroom. OCD. The craziest thing Brett ever said during sex. Ari's former italian lover - sex with him was like prosciutto & melon. Brett is like a pastrami sandwich. James Gandolfini is Ari's sexiest man of all time.