Our Watch Has Ended: A Game Of Thrones Hatewatch

We Have A D[u]ty

Our Long National Nightmare is OVER folks!  We pew pew pew one more time with our Li'l Finger News Bulletin (spoiler alert, it's a Menzies!), our gripes, some feelings about the ups and downs of the entire season, some thoughts on feminism, and our Jon Snow impersonation.  All men must die, except when they don't and become the king instead.  Thanks for the the last few seasons!

We Have Wasted So Much Time

Well friends, we've made it to the penultimate episode of this godforsaken show and Kirstie may never stop fuming. We've got gripes, we've got Fast and the Furious motion smoothing sequels (2 Fast 2 Slow 2 Sharp 2 Smooth), and we've even got plot twists involving sneezes and ants. We'll also update y'all on our fantasy league and make predictions for the final episode (spoiler alert: Samwell Tarly is gonna write a Coke ad). One more episode 'til our long national nightmare is finally over!

The Questionable RomCom Episode

We survived the longest night, and awoke to yet another very long night.  A long night of bad Grand Romantic Gestures.  A long night of Dick Jokes.  And mostly, the kind of night that just makes you talk about Harry Potter and Outlander instead of the show you're contractually obligated by the bonds of hobbyist podcasting to recap every week.  We discuss problematic couplings like Harry and Hermione, Ron and Hermione, Harry and Cho, oh and I guess some of the Westeros gang gets their dicks wet too.  We have updates to the Fantasy League, as well as detailed gripes, and a remarkably stiff competition for Who Was Petty This Week.

The Battle of F*ck Me

We watched the Battle of Winterfell so you don't have to! Seriously, you don't have to... it was dumb. Join us as we celebrate the Daves' finer phrasing choices, the variety of ways we have continued to be #blessed by red filter, and the grand romantic gesture some of us were waiting for. Plus, Star Wars I guess? Stay tuned for next week because apparently more war and petty drama await!

Sci-Fi Milk Alternative

The world's worst sleep over, graduation toasts,  sci-fi milk alternatives, and our One True Dad.  We hit a lot of beats this week and very little actual plot.  Find out who won the Petty This Week award in a crowded field of petty bitches, catch a brief update from the Li'l Finger News Bulletin, and listen to Kirstie complain for the 900th time about time in the Game of Thrones universe.  If you haven't already, this is your last week to prepare your fantasy team and catch up on ours, the Battle of Winterfell is coming!