Portals

08. This Pussy Worldly

The world is your Oyster. Do you dare touch that Pearl? On this Space, Time, Life, Love, and Law defying episode of Portals, Pioneer Lilian James steers her favourite Worldmates Ella Eugenie and Edmario Lesi through the Portal of Wordliness. Passengers will learn to see the World with open eyes, to wander with open minds, and to remember that even while you are chopped, tired, bad at sex, and lacking formal education, you are actually sitting on a pile of gold. So get off your tush and onto your feet: the World is calling. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit portalshq.substack.com [https://portalshq.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

07. The Playhouse Only We Know

The Portals Playhouse cordially invites you, Girls Women Professionals, to come have a Playdate inside their Mind Palace. On this slaytastic episode of Portals, Pioneer Ella Eugenie invites Playmate Edmario and Playmaster Lilian to frolic inside the portal of Playhouses: the games, characters, and pranks that create our plays with ourselves and each other. We invite passengers to master the life-sustaining value of playing 4ever, how to spot a Shithouse Playhouse, and what can be done to play toward love <3. So, why don’t we go? There’s a Playhouse Only We Know. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit portalshq.substack.com [https://portalshq.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

06. Can I Get a Witness?

Do you take this Khia to be your lawfully chopped witness? If your answer is ‘I do’, enter this portal immediately! In this special episode of Portals, Edmario and Ella reflect on the magical evening that was Edmario’s lifelong best friend Glenda’s Adelaide wedding while Lilian hides in witness protection. As key witness at the wedding, Edmario signed his testimony upon the sacred parchment of the marriage certificate. As Khia witness, Ella befriended the Groomsman’s ex basketball coach. So open your real eyes, clock them real lies, and prepare to realise the responsibility you have to witness the world around you. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit portalshq.substack.com [https://portalshq.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

05. Bombshell Summer

Suns out. Buns out. Baby, it’s Bombshell Outside. On this sweltering hot episode of Portals, Pioneer Lilian struts cohosts Ella and Edmario down the red carpet of desFIRE as they explore the portal of what has been deemed ‘Bombshell Summer’: a hot new era for the coming months, a sexy, sultry, sun-pashed season of love. Passengers will learn the value of phases, how to embrace their summer persona, and the message of conviction and hope in Rihanna’s ‘We Found Love’. Step out the Bombshell Factory and into the sun - everyone’s gonna wanna be us. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit portalshq.substack.com [https://portalshq.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

04. I Hope this Haunts You (Halloween Special)

What’s that? Where? Behind you! Is that- Portals’ first holiday special episode? It sure is. On this spooky special episode of Portals, Pioneer Ella Eugenie asks her cohosts to bring in their scariest real life horror stories that haunt their every waking move. We reflect on secret fourth cohost, Beyonce’s thesis, bestowed in her pop masterpiece ‘Haunted’: I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me. So get behind us Passengers, we’re going to protect each other from the ghosts of our pasts! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit portalshq.substack.com [https://portalshq.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]