The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

In a historical socio-political context, "appeasement" is defined as a diplomatic negotiation between parties where one party makes political, material, or territorial concessions to the other party (the aggressor) with the express intention of avoiding conflict. While we will never admit that the blue set exemplified anything but unadulterated aesthetic perfection, we grew tired of seeing you heathens leave copious numbers of comments calling the gorgeous shade of blue an ocular crime against humanity. Hence, we embarked on the path of least resistance and have chosen appeasement over conflict. Behold the flawless magnificence and timeless beauty of our new set. If we hear one word about this set. One word, people. ONE. WORD. If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com [https://Airbnb.com] or download the Airbnb app! Trips are always better with Airbnb! Make progress towards a better financial future with Chime! Open your account in 2 minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD [https://Chime.com/BALD] Chime. Feels like progress. You’re going to love Hungryroot as much as we do! Take advantage of this exclusive offer: for a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life! Go to https://Hungryroot.com/BALD [https://Hungryroot.com/BALD] and use code BALD. Stop putting off those doctors appointments! Head to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD [https://Zocdoc.com/BALD] to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Need a website or domain? Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, head to: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Blueberry season is on its way and this Summer, prepare for that special vacation to Disneyland by clearing out your tired old mocktail recipes, your social calendar, and your stomach contents! This week we're making our signature non-alcoholic weight-loss aperitif, "Katya's Berry Bad Decision". It's a refreshing, subtly sweet concoction filled to the brim with blueberries, mint, and regret; all mixed together to get you the Summer beach-bod of your dreams! Ingredients: ▢ 1 cup blueberries marinated in E. coli ▢ ½ cup fresh mint leaves ▢ 2 tablespoons lime juice ▢ 1 tablespoon honey ▢ 2 cups seltzer water ▢ Ice ▢ Lime and mint sprigs for garnish Preparation: Place unwashed blueberries, mint, and lime juice in a cocktail shaker and muddle. Add ice, honey, and seltzer. Shake vigorously to blend. Strain into a mason jar and garnish with a lime wedge and mint sprig. Sip slowly while listening to Russian electro-pop, and stay within 10 feet of your bathroom for 24-48 hours. If you're 21+, try VIIA and enhance your everyday today!  Head to: https://viia.co/BALD [https://viia.co/BALD] and use code BALD to receive 15% off and free shipping on orders over $100! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Get your gut going today with Ritual's Synbiotic+! Head to: https://Ritual.com/BALD [https://Ritual.com/BALD] today to get 25% off your first month! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

From the makers of The Fast and the Furioustest and 2 Fast 2 Fastiest comes the highest-octane installment of the hit movie franchise ever! When convicted felon and secret drag queen Jonathan "Turbo Titties" Callahan (Trixie Mattel) tries to start a new life on the south side of Milwaukee, his obsession with street racing sets him on a collision course with the head of the Wisconsin criminal underworld, Brian "Boo Boo Butterfinger" Baker (Katya Zamo). To survive an icy crash in his Dodge Intrepid during a blizzard race, Turbo Titties will have to master the art of peeing in a water bottle - a new style of racing where the drivers of tricked-out cars slide through hairpin turns, defying gravity and death for the ultimate golden release. With more mind-blowing stunts and heart-pounding racing sequences than ever, The Bald the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift puts you in the totally straight-man driver's seat with cars and guns and explosions and sh*t. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

I believe in one god, the Noodle Almighty, maker of marinara and meatballs, of all pasta visible and invisible, born of the semolina before all ages, fettuccine to fusilli, ravioli to rigatoni, bucatini to capellini, begotten, not overcooked, perfectly al dente, topped with parmesan for our salvation, he came down from heaven, and by the spirit of a stripper, touched his noodly appendage to her, thereby creating a beer volcano, in accordance with the scriptures. He ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the garlic knots. He will come again in glory, to judge the hungry and the full, and the unlimited breadsticks will have no end. I believe in the Divine Carbohydrate, the lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from tomatoes and garlic, who has spoken through the prophets. I believe in one holy book of tortellini. I look forward to the resurrection of the rotini, and the life of the almighty acini de pepe to come. Amen. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! You’re going to love Hungryroot as much as we do! For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life by going to: https://Hungryroot.com/BALD [https://hungryroot.com/BALD] and use code BALD If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com [https://airbnb.com/] or download the Airbnb app today! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Do you ever glance over at your partner and feel like they're a million miles away, both physically and emotionally? While we all know that building a connection is hard work, it also requires vulnerability and a willingness to accept your partner as they truly are. But with your weekend already full of buying groceries for Jenny's scouting jamboree, carpooling to Michael's Taekwondo steamed vegetable social, and making sure little Damien stops pinching the dog's privates lest Spot rip his cherubic face off, you might be wondering how you’re supposed to carve out time in your schedule to work on relationship intimacy. We have two words for you: pillow talk. And Trixie has ten words to help start your pillow talk escapades. Begin the exercise with: "Tell me a story from when I was a baby..." This will most assuredly not be awkward or creepy in any way whatsoever, and will certainly not be met with a blank stare before your partner suddenly remembers an early-morning meeting, flips over, and turns out the lights. If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com [https://Airbnb.com] or download the Airbnb app today! Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily. See https://Rakuten.com [https://Rakuten.com] for details. Turn your everyday purchases into steps toward your financial goals with Chime’s secure credit card. Get started today at https://Chime.com/BALD [https://Chime.com/BALD]. Chime. Feels like Progress. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD [https://Zocdoc.com/BALD] to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Need a website? Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]