The CosmoBros Podcast

Plutt Your Bug with Someone You Love: A Cosmobros Valentines

A happy valentines' s from us to you! In this episode we explore the fun filled world of women from an actual woman's perspective! FINALLY Ryan can throw away that real girl doll he got from amazon! Hope he can return it! Learn what to do and what not to do on the first date, how to treat you SO on V-Day, and also that Tempura is not an adequate lubricant!

Call Your Mom And Move To Mexico | Part II

It's not even 20 minutes into the Call Your Mom Choose Your Own Adventure and Cosmo author Sarah Weldon has already created BRAND NEW REALITIES. Watch as the CosmoBros reach the chilling conclusion that the only way to prevent the collapse of the space-time continuum is to set their phone on fire and move to Mexico with their Moms.

Give Up And Call Your Mom | Part I

You didn't ask to be born, so use your Mom as your personal assistant! Do you need emotional support during your morning commute? Did you forget to schedule a dentist appointment for your sixth year running? Do you need someone to straight up just do your job for you? In this twisted game of life, Cosmo author Sarah Weldon knows there's only one thing you can do. CALL YOUR MOM!

Cosmopolitan Teaches Us How To STALK PEOPLE

Are you crushing hard on your most recent swipe-right? Do you want to know more than their three stock questions provide? Then look no further than today's episode on CYBER STALKING THEM AND THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY. The CosmoBros look on in horror as megalomaniacal private detective and Cosmo author Carina Hsieh weaves a terrifying web of digital deceit: discovering everything from your crush's favorite color, to her JOB, SALARY, HOMETOWN, AUNT'S ADDRESS, and BLOOD TYPE... And four of those ARE NOT A JOKE.

Is It Cheating If You Wear Them As A Skin Jacket?

The future of cheating is here. We've got science! We've got statistics! We've got VR porn that'll leave you sexually and emotionally exhausted! Stalwart microcheating expert and super-sly Cosmo author Julia Pugachevsky is about to rock your world with some of the hottest trends in digital adultery. Leave a sexy Snapchat story for the CosmoBros and wait for a response as we try to figure out the answer to the age old question... Is masturbation cheating?