The Pirate's Guide to Boating

Season 1 Episode 4 - We may be a bit late on this one....

In this fun-filled and informative episode, we discuss: * George's Shitty Articles * Occoquan River Boat Show Recap * Bootie Rae Wanders the Earth * Rooftops and Cows * Trumptilla Rumblings * Diabetes and Peg Legs * Ice Cream Truck Music (No idea why...) * Island Party and River Gypsies * Beena's New Friend * Marital Bliss * Adventures in Rafting Up After Dark * George's Italian Sports Car * Bass-Holes and the No-Wake Zone * Steve Doesn't F*ck Your Wife * Beena's New Sex Line Visit Us! https://piratesguidetoboating.com/ [https://piratesguidetoboating.com/] https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide [https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide]

Season 1 Episode 3 - Where the hell have we been?

In this action-packed and informative stream of consciousness meandering episode, we cover: * Introducing Frauline Anabus * Where is Bootie Rae? * BVI Stories (and how to get people to give you free booze) * Fresh food and gyro night! * July 4th horrors and carnage * Safety tips and life hacks from Capt Justice * Occoquan Boat Show * Docking a twin engine boat on a single engine * River gypsies! * Holiday Island Partry * Bret Michaels at Dockside * Almost nothing about Frankie-B's bowel issues * Dock-shock at Smith Mountain Lake * Where to swim on the Potomac (and flesh eating bacterias) * Shark attacks everywhere, and Capt Justice's ocean paranoia Visit Us! https://piratesguidetoboating.com/ [https://piratesguidetoboating.com/] https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide [https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide]

Season 1 Episode 2 - The St Patrick's Day Edition

Our late St. Patrick’s Day episode, on the back of Frankie-B’s boat.  A rather drunk Capt Spike drops in for a word or two, and imparts his raft-up wisdom.  Lucky us… In this action-packed episode: * Bootie-Rae’s very strange porn interests * Frankie-B’s gastric issues, that Capt Justice definitely doesn’t have * Fatty’s Tap-Out * George absolutely hates monkeys * Capt Spike drops in * Blessing of the Fleet and Tim’s lateness * Raft-up Rules * Apocalyptic waters and huge wood! * Capt Justice vs Auto Pilot (possibly the most entertaining story!) Visit Us! https://piratesguidetoboating.com/ [https://piratesguidetoboating.com/] https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide [https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide]

Season 1 Episode 1 - Josh Hill on Deck!

Our second attempt at doing this sorta right, and of course we setup on a loud metal table!  You can enjoy its sound throughout the podcast!  Bonus!  This is the first appearance of Captain Justice, the terror of the river.  In this episode, Josh Hill provides us his infinite wisdom!  Also, we are pretty sure Frankie-B was on some kind of downers.... * Captains licenses * Pods vs shafts * Frankie-B's dfinking Failure * Explosive helium * What does the fox say? * Exciting things coming * DUI and BUI - advice from drunks... * DC Boat Show * Terrible boating advice * Crazy stories from Josh * Unfounded Tim's rumors Once again we recorded way too much, but its free, so there's that! Visit Us! https://piratesguidetoboating.com/ [https://piratesguidetoboating.com/] https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide [https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide]

Season 1 Episode 0 (Beta Test) - Spring is Coming!

This is our very first test podcast and it’s more than a little raw as we were playing with the gear and figuring out how it all works.  It starts out a bit slow but quickly picks up pace.  On deck are Shifty Pete, Frankie-B, and Booty Rae.  Some of the many topics included in this test podcast are: * Philadelphia rodents * Spring is coming * Upcoming events * Brad's cocaine strippers * Frankie-B swears off hard liquor * Planned boat upgrades and fixes * Off-season vacation spots * Nothing wrong with sailing * Ewok lips * Our love of Coles Point Tavern * The bar situation along the river * Dahlgren shooting range violations * What pisses us off We wanted to do like about a half-hour, but ended up with an hour of meandering content.  Lessons learned and we promise the next one will be better!  Stay tuned for first official episode 001! Visit Us! https://piratesguidetoboating.com/ [https://piratesguidetoboating.com/] https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide [https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide]