The Weekly Quarterly Report

There's a Darkness in Your Eyes

Hark! Another exciting adventure with Rex Thunder! Listen as they fight against the evil plans of DR BLOWFELD. And later on, we investigate the mysterious Neverman. The only serial killer that has never committed a crime...yet. This week's sketches include: Rex Thunder VS Blowfeld; Reddy Teddy Doomsday Bear; The Neverman; Scapegoat; Art Critic. Guest Artist for this episode: Elsa Roeber. This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson. Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls. WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton. Executive Producer: Seif Drywater. Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece. This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

Hey Everyone! Dick Van Dyke Multiplied Himself So Let's Just Run Them Over With A Tank, Um, News

This week we listen in on our favorite anthropomorphic cartoon planet - Globey! Tune in as Globey teaches us about environmentalism and how no matter what we do to promote change, it will never be enough. This week's sketches include: Globey; Jimmy Freedom Bacon; Dick Van Dyke News; Fear of Mint Jelly; Touching Your Roots. Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Hasan Jafry, and Haley Gillman. This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson. Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls. WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton. Executive Producer: Seif Drywater. Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece. This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

Shut the F*ck Up, Ray

We're excited to introduce a sneak peak into a new show called, "Ghost Finders!" It's the only audio only ghost hunting podcast PERIOD. (Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?) Later on, Sonny will be sitting down with her recently resurrected hero, Albert Einstein! Who is... unimpressive. This week's sketches include: Rebecca Moaner QVC; Fake It Till You Wake It; Albert Einstein's Not That Smart; Crankshaft Lite. Guest Artist for this episode: Haley Gillman. This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson. Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls. WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton. Executive Producer: Seif Drywater. Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece. This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It

Phil finally got his shit together. "Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It" includes a special announcement from the band ColdPlay, an excerpt from the new book The Missing Man at Pump 5, and an interview with author Henry Henderson. What happens when a reporter encounters a magic gas pump screen that grants his every wish? Follow along as Jack O'Rutherford gets everything he's ever wanted, but at a price. This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson. Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls. WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton. Executive Producer: Seif Drywater. Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece. This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

REAL Life with Waldo the Great

This week we welcome a new member to the WQR family! Listen as she reports on the largest car accident this year. And then, the long anticipated interview with Waldo the Great. Has he adapted to a life post-foundom? Find out. This week's sketches include: Radio Billy Joel; Rebecca Moaner; How's Waldo. This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson. Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls. WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton. Executive Producer: Seif Drywater. Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece. This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.