WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

Generation Altercation For May 26th

Two smartie-smarts battle it out for Meatfest tickets on todays Generation Altercation!

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - The French Open

At the French Open, Arthur Gea was in the middle of a match when his stomach apparently declared war on him. After trying to tough it out, he walked to the chair umpire and essentially said, “I’m gonna sh** myself,” before sprinting off court for an emergency bathroom break. The crowd got treated to the rare “gastrointestinal timeout” category of professional tennis drama, which honestly feels like the natural evolution of a sport already fueled by grunting, suffering, and people requesting medical attention because the sun exists. But these things DO happen and the French Open official who told him to wait until after the match should feel shame, shame, shame.

Small Town Crime Wave For May 26th

May 16th - City of Eau Claire A guy on a motorcycle was intentionally revving his bike next to a police car, but he had no plate on the bike, and he also had a revoked license, so he was arrested  May 18th - City of Monroe A woman reported that she was at a guy’s apartment, and he was running around the building. When Police Officers arrived, they found out that she had some sort of restraining order to not have contact with him.  May 18th - City of Janesville The Police are looking for a woman who has stolen lemons and Corona from multiple stores  May 18th - City of Shullsburg A suspicious man threw a bible at people after answering the door and was then rambling on about ordering stuff on the internet, using their account.  I wonder if the guy knew a cop was next to him when he revved his engine because if you do that AND your license is revoked, that's not just small town crime wave.. that's grounds for potential weenie of the week. This silliness and more on this weeks, Small Town Crime Wave!

WOTW: Duke Boy Wanna Be

A guy in Fond du Lac apparently decided real life needed more The Dukes of Hazzard energy, leading deputies on a high-speed chase that ended with his car literally going airborne before crashing. Unfortunately for him, this wasn’t TV, there was no freeze-frame jump over a creek, no triumphant banjo music, and Boss Hogg wasn’t around to post bail.. but he IS our Weenie Of The Week!

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - France

You know France doesn't give a flip about us when they're yeeting humans potentially saddled with ebola to the states. They need to feel shame, shame, shame.