What'd Mom Say

Hannah Abney's Mom Was in Special Ed for Being Overweight | WHAT'D MOM SAY Ep.18

Tess and Hannah chat about calling their mom during babysitting emergencies. The sisters read a listener's email about getting caught sexting.  Comedian and yoga instructor Hannah Abney joins the pod this week! Her mom Marjorie is a classic New Yorker/former mortgage broker who married a hog farmer. Hannah shares about having a twin, her mom's collection of cat ashes, hilarious family vacations, and watching her mom belt Whitney Houston naked around the house.  Go follow Hannah! Instagram: instagram.com/hannaha650/ [http://instagram.com/hannaha650/] New Moon Comedy Show in Houston: instagram.com/newmooncomedyshow [http://instagram.com/newmooncomedyshow] Go follow us! Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ [http://instagram.com/whatdmomsay/] Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/ [http://instagram.com/tessver/] Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/ [http://instagram.com/hannahnora/] Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom) Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43 [https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43]

Chelby Morgan's Mom Called Her a Whore When She Was 11 | WHAT'D MOM SAY Ep.17

Heyyyy daughters, we're talking about furries this week. Sisters Hannah and Tess also read their first listener e-mail from a soon-to-be dad looking for parenting advice! It's very... belly-button heavy.  Comedian Chelby Morgan joins the pod this week! Her mom is from Thailand and was stolen away by her father to America at age 2. Chelby shares about her mom's three baby daddies/husbands, dating older men in high school, and being an unmarried stay-at-home stepmom for a year.  Go follow Chelby! Instagram: instagram.com/chelbymorgan/?hl=en  [http://instagram.com/chelbymorgan/?hl=en] Go follow us! Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ [http://instagram.com/whatdmomsay/] Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/ [http://instagram.com/tessver/] Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/ [http://instagram.com/hannahnora/] Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom) Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43 [https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43]

Krystal Garcia's Mom Didn't Approve of Her Belly Button Piercing | WHAT'D MOM SAY Ep.16

Would your mom narc on you if you messed up? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss a Reddit story a mom posted about telling her son-in-law a secret her daughter is keeping.  Soft city girl Krystal joins us this week! Her mom Berta is a classy Sagittarius who worked as a school clerk. Krystal shares about growing up with a single mom, mommy-daughter botox dates, and living at home with her mom and grandma.  Go follow Krystal! Tiktok: tiktok.com/@softcitygirlkrystal  [http://tiktok.com/@softcitygirlkrystal] Instagram: instagram.com/kalex_htx/  [http://instagram.com/kalex_htx/] Go follow us! Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ [http://instagram.com/whatdmomsay/] Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/ [http://instagram.com/tessver/] Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/ [http://instagram.com/hannahnora/] Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom) Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43 [https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43]

Brit Garcia's Moms are Sisters | WHAT'D MOM DAY Ep.15

Sorry guys... the intro is gross again. Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss soggy bread and animal d*cks. Then they read two Reddit stories: one about a mom that got her son an "I love cream pies" tshirt and another about a girl discovering her mom installed a hidden camera in her room.  Actress and karaoke DJ Brit Garcia joins us this week. Her moms Beth and Robin are sisters! Brit shares about finding out she was adopted, her family dynamics growing up with two moms, becoming a karaoke DJ, and her upcoming stage performance in Houston.  Go follow Brit! Instagram: instagram.com/bridganny/ [https://www.instagram.com/bridganny/]  Check out Brit's performance in Describe the Night in June: companyonstage.ticketspice.com/describe-the-night  [http://companyonstage.ticketspice.com/describe-the-night] Go follow us! Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ [http://instagram.com/whatdmomsay/] Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/ [http://instagram.com/tessver/] Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/ [http://instagram.com/hannahnora/] Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom) Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43 [https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43]

Steve Cantwell’s Mom was the Only Mormon Divorcé in Town | WHAT'D MOM DAY Ep.14

Is anyone out there using their menstrual blood to fertilize their plants? Unfortunately, that's what Tess and Hannah discuss this week. The sisters also read a Reddit story about a woman who storms out of the airport after her mother-in-law crashes her vacation plans.  Comedian and former radio personality Steve Cantwell joins the pod this week! His mom is very Mormon and was the only divorced woman in the small Utah town where Steve grew up. He shares about his upbringing and breaking into his neighbor's homes as a teen. Steve also talks about being in the witness protection program, starting a Mormon disco, and a family vacation to a concentration camp.  Go follow us! Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ [http://instagram.com/whatdmomsay/] Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/ [http://instagram.com/tessver/] Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/ [http://instagram.com/hannahnora/] Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom) Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43 [https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43]