Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One

An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene. Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why? We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Go to our Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/?hl=en]to vote on our poll Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review

The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance. Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q2’s cases: Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?, Mayonnaise Madness and Willy Wonka Scam. This quarter, PC Helen is definitely not holding back. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Go to our Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/?hl=en] to vote on our poll Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two

It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway. Will sparks fly? Or will this be the worst idea we've ever had? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain. Things are about to get… uncomfortable. The next case opens on July 2nd. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/?hl=en] for case evidence and behind-the-scenes Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One

The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters. This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day. Our investigation begins with one simple mission - identify the biggest victim of the scam and get closure for them. And then our innocent investigation suddenly takes a romantic turn that absolutely nobody asked for. Part Two drops June 18th. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

S3 E27 BONUS - Q1 Quarterly Crime Review

In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance. Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q1’s cases: Phantom Cleaner, Doggy Bag and Boob Bandit. Were investigative objectives achieved? Are we delivering value to our listeners? And most importantly, what do our KPIs reveal? Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Go to our Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/] to vote on our poll Sound design by @avaud.io [https://www.instagram.com/avaud.io/] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].