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#093 - The Cursed Cake V

This is a fucking strange cake. Synopsis to come soon! Just know for now that this episode consists of Pepe Le Pew disguised as Bane, luring others into the darkness. Also the pinnacle of riveting convo and an episode laced with accidents, deeming this cake to be cursed. ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Jer

#092 - Dahmer Repellent

The soul-cleansing opening sounds of shrieking children to upbeat music. Jimothy's death sounds are reminiscent of Mortal Kombat screams. Too annoying to murder, even for Jeffrey Dahmer. Kiwi informs Jimothy of the new show, Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story; prompting a wide discussion on the life and crimes of Jeffrey Dahmer, while briefly touching on a variety of other serial killers. Flip-Flop the Clown! Feet on my muthafuckin' face! The boys attempt their first Oblivion NPC watch-along in a while, only to botch the intro by being distracted by Kiwi's teeth. Oblivion NPC Watch-along: "Skooma Addicted Dark Brotherhood Initiate Turns Hostile". Call the police and pull out your nose, bitch! The boys immediately get launched into another watch-along (LOUD AUDIO WARNING) of a video titled "Overconfident Nerds at an Anime Convention". Cringe meowing, burning witches, and you owe me moneee--... Breaking out into Rob Zombie's 'Dragula'. Show closing words and Kiwi denies knowing Jimothy. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

#091 - Die Doing What You Love?

The boys are welcomed back from the long summer break with Animals Crackers and Budd Dwyer's head, courtesy of ScreamerClauz. One Guy, One Jar on YouTube? Knocking the broken glass out of your ass and getting on with your day. Kiwi shows Jimothy "Dick in Yo Stomach". One Guy, One Horse. Auto-erotic asphyxiation; die doing what you love!? Cock deflation, blood balloons, asscheek attraction. The person who wants their ass finger-blasted on the first date and literally anywhere, anytime. What was the conversation like between the cameraman and the participant before the filming of "One Guy, One Horse"? The boys learn how much horse-cock the guy possibly took in the video "One Guy, One Horse" that inevitably murked him (Hint: It's a lot). The interesting, macabre and uncertain navigation of the deep web. People abusing and killing others and themselves on Livestream or torture rooms. Russian streamer kills his girlfriend on Livestream. The horrors of being a Facebook moderator and the desensitization from depravity. A brief dive in the killers responsible for "3 Guys, 1 Hammer", and their copycats. Poor sentencing for clearly unhinged criminals and letting them back into the public nonrehabiliatated. Random Dave's Killer Bread promotion! Shitty jails, shitty wardens, shitty incarceration. Offer no hope! Awkward show closure per usual. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

#090 - State of the Cake/The Road to 100

There are no punches pulled here on this cake. Kiwi and Jimothy give reasons as to why briancake has been dead to the internet-space for a length of time and the future of the cake. With the lack of social media presence (more accurately, the lack of use of social media), the boys give justification the only way they know how, by speaking to ya. Reasons covered for the absence are creative overhauls, planning for the show's future, the recent historic flooding of Eastern Kentucky, among a myriad of other subjects. The boys talk openly, candidly, and optimistically about the future of braincake. Don't let the title mislead you, the podcast isn't over. It's only beginning. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

#089 - The Trumpet of Disrespect

Mario suffers from a whooping cough, degenerative bone disease, and a psilocybin induced perma-psychosis. Jimothy gets his keys jacked by an intruder. The chase for the milkshake, despite pure lack of luck. Living in the sewers of Vegas, birthing a new generation of humans beneath the streets. A terrible Hawaiian joke. The timeless classic that is Colt .45 by Afroman. Jackass in the Classical Era. Enjoying classical music. Gatekeepers/Elitists for music, hobbies, and religions of all kinds. Beethoven has all the groupies. Gaming music being overlooked as orchestrated music. Analyzing the video "Trumpet Fight" at great lengths for the betterment of mankind. Swallowing Nardwuar's toe to consume his soul, just like Trumpet Guy. Outlaw and Alternative country music. Wesley Willis fancy's soy milk and tells Nardwaur something about a horses head. Kiwi is a Starbucks defender and has time for nothing else. An Oblivion NPC watch-along that features a man who moans from skoomaville and won't walk away from the fence that holds him up. Kiwi disturbs Jimothy with an MMA bout that features a fighter with Synthols injections (or SpongeBob's Anchor Arms). Wrapping up the show with pictures of random aftermath of Synthol, swanky music, and panic about car keys. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy