I Read Something Bad

030 The Escapism Episode: Why Reading Romance Isn't the Real Issue

Today your matron saints of spice are tackling the topic of escapism—because apparently reading our silly little books is unhealthy coping, but planning to literally escape all worldly suffering via the Rapture is fine and normal theology. We’re unpacking how escapism is actually a natural human response to systemic oppression (not just a character flaw) and why the most prevalent form of escapism is doomscrolling social media (not romance novels). Topics Covered: * Escapism as a natural survival strategy and self-regulation tool—not just an individual coping mechanism * When escapism is restorative versus harmful * The most prevalent form of escapism in our culture * How we’re encouraged to escape into culturally appropriate things that get a check mark even though they’re equally or more harmful than books * The wild irony of people upset at us escaping for an hour a day into books while they’re theologically planning to escape all horrors forever via dispensationalist Rapture theology * Why 30-second rage-bait and Christian aesthetic scrolling are both escapism * How the “in it not of it” mentality taken to extremes creates homeschool cult bubbles that escape the world by refusing to engage neighbors or integrate with the broader church * Jeremiah 29 as the balance of hopeful future vision paired with embodied presence now * Why institutions don’t want to give up spiritual authority and teach discernment * The goal is creating church spaces safe enough that people don’t need to escape from them instead of creating harmful hierarchies that generate the escape loop then demonize the escaping If escapism doesn’t lead to embodiment, it’s not doing you favors. 📚🌱 Timestamps: 02:00 Escapism as Natural Survival Strategy vs Character Flaw 05:00 Culturally Appropriate Escapism: Work, Family, Church Service 08:00 Social Media Scrolling Is the Most Prevalent Escapism 11:00 Passive Consumption and the Death of Engagement Online 14:00 How Platforms Keep Us Dysregulated and Triggered On Purpose 16:00 Chronically Online: Your Brain Wasn’t Designed for This Much 18:00 Christian Aesthetic Scrolling Is Still Escapism (Just Prettier) 21:00 Rapture Theology as Theological Escapism (The Irony!) 23:00 “In It Not Of It” Taken to Cult-Level Extremes 25:00 Dispensationalism Killed Our Motivation to Care for Neighbors 27:00 Jeremiah 29: Hopeful Vision Paired with Embodied Presence 29:00 Exodus and Exile: Two Sides of the Escapism Coin 31:00 Planting Gardens at Church Without Heavy-Handed Evangelism 33:00 We Got Rid of Third Spaces and Made the Internet the Only One 36:00 The Inconvenience of Community vs 100% Comfort at Home 38:00 Demonizing Escapism Instead of the Thing You’re Escaping From 40:00 Individual Blame vs Systemic Marketing and Exploitation 43:00 Checklists Over Tools: Why We Don’t Teach Discernment 46:00 Institutions Want to Keep Spiritual Authority Over You 49:00 Creating Safe Spaces People Don’t Need to Escape From 53:00 Severe Religious Psychosis from Scrolling (Clinical Reality) 55:00 Your Phone Is a Tool, Not Your Bedfellow This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit irsbpodcast.substack.com [https://irsbpodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

029 Quicksilver by Callie Hart

Today we’re diving into Callie Hart’s Quicksilver. Topics Covered: * Why Zilvaren’s city structure is secretly showing us exactly how power keeps us fighting each other instead of the real problem * That Artemis astronaut said WHAT about Earth right before going dark for 40 minutes—and how it connects to fantasy城 cities * The theological move fantasy authors can pull that nonfiction writers can’t touch (and why it matters for how we see power) * Madra’s quicksilver addiction and why protecting yourself at everyone else’s expense always ends in catastrophic instability * The billionaire problem isn’t what you think—and why your individual experience is lying to you about the actual issue * Our FMC is just trying to get water and that’s exactly why we should be paying attention to her * How to build power structures that don’t turn you into the villain (spoiler: “we’ve always done it this way” is a trap) * Kingfisher’s quicksilver is destroying him from the inside and it’s the perfect metaphor for the hidden cost of power nobody talks about * Why an alchemist FMC hits different than another battle warrior—plus the moment the quicksilver asked for a song and we all cried Timestamps: 02:00 Zilvaren’s Wheel Structure: Separate Wards, Same Suffering 04:00 Astronaut’s Message: We’re All on One Planet 06:00 Fantasy World-Building as Theological Exercise 08:00 Othering and Physical Barriers Highlighting Emotional Ones 10:00 Madra’s Hoarded Quicksilver and Systemic Power Exploitation 12:00 Individualism vs Collectivism: Looking Beyond Our Experience 15:00 Paying Attention to the Margins: Who’s Struggling for Water? 16:00 The Desire to Live Forever and Power That Won’t Let Go 18:00 Building Structures That Pass Down vs Clinging to Control 20:00 Economic Instability When Power Gets Too Consolidated 22:00 What Happens in People’s Brains When They Get That Much Power 25:00 Kingfisher’s Quicksilver: The Physical Cost of Unwanted Power 27:00 Why the Hero Being an Alchemist (Not a Warrior) Matters 29:00 The Quicksilver Has Agency 30:00 When the Quicksilver Asks for a Song (Pastoral Intervention) 32:00 Labyrinth Appreciation Moment: Escaping the Horrors 33:00 Faithful Today: What Does It Look Like in This Moment? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit irsbpodcast.substack.com [https://irsbpodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

028 FMCs of the Bible: Mary Magdalene

Today we’re diving into Mary Magdalene—the biblical FMC who got completely wrecked by centuries of patriarchal mythmaking that turned her from “apostle to the apostles” into either a prostitute or Jesus’s secret lover. Topics Covered: * How we got the myth that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute or sexually sinful woman * How conflating all the Marys (Mary of Bethany, Mary mother of Jesus, the sinner woman) into one person significantly reduces Jesus’s interactions with women in Scripture * The discovery that might make Mary Magadalene a parallel to Peter the Rock * Why Mary wasn’t Plan B when the boys were hiding scared—Jesus chose her specifically to be the first witness and first apostle, which matters theologically * The problem with readily accepting Paul’s apostleship while dismissing Mary’s * Why pastors skip over Mary entirely on Easter Sunday to get to the punchline about John being the fastest disciple * Jesus and Mary’s sibling relationship as a model for devotion without sexualization, and how purity culture destroyed our ability to have close platonic friendships * Why spiritual siblinghood (brothers and sisters) is the New Testament’s favorite term for disciples Timestamps: 02:00 The Prostitute Myth: How Pope Gregory Wrecked Mary’s Story 05:00 Conflating All the Marys Reduces Jesus’s Interactions with Women 08:00 Jesus Christ Superstar and Pop Culture Mary Mythmaking 10:00 What We Should Actually Remember About Mary Magdalene 12:00 Mary Wasn’t Plan B—Jesus Chose Her Specifically 14:00 Mary Identifies Jesus as Gardener: Eden Parallels and Reversal 17:00 Mary the Tower, Not Mary from Magdala 19:00 What If the Church Had Embraced Both Tower and Rock? 21:00 Why We Accept Men’s Certainty but Question Women’s Authority 23:00 Pastors Skip Mary to Get to “John Is the Fastest” Punchline 26:00 Looking With Mary, Not At Mary—She Points to Jesus 27:00 The Women Stayed at the Cross When the Men Ran Away 29:00 Jesus and Mary’s Sibling Relationship: Devotion Without Sexualization 31:00 How Purity Culture Killed Platonic Friendship and Chosen Family 34:00 Jesus Isn’t Ashamed to Call Us Brothers and Sisters 36:00 Spiritual Siblinghood: The Model Without Hierarchy 38:00 In Resurrection Life We’re All Siblings Forever—Why Not Live Like It Now? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit irsbpodcast.substack.com [https://irsbpodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

027 The Legacy Series by Melissa K. Roehrich (Book 4)

Today we’re wrapping up Melissa K. Roehrich’s Legacy series with Dawn of Chaos and Fury. We’re unpacking how churches structure everything around nuclear families to everyone’s detriment, why Jesus had a cool aunt at the cross and you should aspire to be one too, and how Eviana’s arc is the most complex character development in the whole series even though we wanted to hate her. Oh AND we get to watch powerful people voluntarily give up their power for the greater good instead of hoarding it like real-world billionaires. The true fantasy! Topics Covered: * Why Tessa choosing childlessness to end the curse is a big deal in purity culture, and how evangelical spaces have no idea what to do with married couples who don’t have kids * How expectations around motherhood hurt ALL women—not just the childless ones, but also mothers who are conditioned not to ask for help and end up isolated with their kids * Eviana’s redemption arc as the best character development in the series—she didn’t get to raise her daughter but still did superior mothering by ensuring Priya would be free from abuse * Why “she’s too much for one person” isn’t the feminist win it pretends to be when she never learns autonomy or how to harmonize her own chaos without men reigning her in * The revolutionary moment when all the leaders voluntarily pool their power and give it away (because watching people share power for the greater good is the actual fantasy here) * How quiet activism was happening all along in these kingdoms from the bottom up before they had the ability to go top-down, and why performing goodness isn’t the same as doing the work Timestamps: 02:00 Tessa’s Childlessness Choice and Breaking Generational Curses 04:00 Being Child-Free by Choice in Evangelical Spaces 08:00 How Nuclear Family Structure Hurts All Women 11:00 Jesus Had a Cool Aunt and So Should You 13:00 There Are No Levels in Womanhood (The Lie We Fight) 16:00 Chosen Family and Mary’s New Support System 18:00 Eviana’s Complex Arc: The Depth We Didn’t Expect 22:00 Strategic Head-Centered Women vs Gut-Level Characters 23:00 Throuple Codependency vs Axel and Kat’s Healthy Dynamic 27:00 Why “She’s Too Much” Isn’t Feminist When She Lacks Autonomy 30:00 Autistic-Coded Luca and His Trinket Cave (Valid) 33:00 Reintegrating Chaos Instead of Just Controlling It 35:00 The Revolutionary Power-Sharing Moment (Actual Fantasy) 38:00 Quiet Activism That Wasn’t Seen: Welcome to the Revolution 40:00 Hoping to See Goodness in the Land of the Living This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit irsbpodcast.substack.com [https://irsbpodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

026 Why is Christian Art So Bad?

Today your Matron Saints of Spice are tackling the ever-controversial question of why so much Christian art feels thin, didactic, and aesthetically weak—and just plain BAD. We’re getting real about how flattening the Bible into surface-level application points has destroyed our capacity to engage layers in any medium, why making Ruth and Boaz into a love story completely misses the point about welcoming the stranger, and how capitalism turned humans into resources to be used up—which means our entire identity got wrapped up in usefulness instead of Imago Dei. Topics Covered: * The definition of good art as opening perception and making room for the reader versus bad art that reduces experience to propaganda with predetermined conclusions * Why Christian art often fails the hospitality test—inviting someone over just to lecture them about what to believe instead of offering actual coffee and conversation * Post-Reformation history of shifting from visual imagery (icons, stained glass) to language-only emphasis, and how the printing press made accessibility a priority that accidentally flattened everything * The Enlightenment’s need for certainty, empirical knowledge, and being on the same page—which bled into making messages crystal clear at the expense of mystery and layers * How “Facing the Giants” versus “Remember the Titans” shows the difference between heavy-handed Christian messaging and wrestling with justice/humanity through storytelling * Why Ruth and Boaz isn’t a romance about finding your person—it’s about Boaz depicting how Jesus welcomes strangers and provides for the vulnerable (Ruth said “where you go I will go” to NAOMI, people) * The collapse of context and layers in Bible reading, and how treating Scripture as flat application points instead of artistic literature kills our ability to engage depth anywhere else * How usefulness became our framework for existence instead of beauty, and why that’s devastating when your productivity disappears but you’re still made in the image of a creative God Good art invites wonder and makes space for mystery. Bad art tells you exactly what to think and then wonders why you’re not engaged. 🎨✝️📖 Timestamps: 02:00 Defining Good Art: Hospitality vs Heavy-Handed Messaging 06:00 Intimacy and Openness as Framework for Beauty 09:00 Why People Want to Be Told What to Think vs Asking Questions 11:00 Facing the Giants vs Remember the Titans: What We’re Wrestling With 14:00 Stained Glass Windows vs Sharpie Statements: Losing the Layers 16:00 Post-Reformation Shift from Visual to Language-Only Emphasis 20:00 Teen Talent Competitions and Performing for God’s Glory 23:00 When Church Art Became Branded Word Art from Hobby Lobby 25:00 Iconoclasm and What We Lost by Rejecting Visual Beauty 28:00 Ruth and Boaz Isn’t a Love Story About Finding Your Person 3 1:00 Reading the Bible with Layers: Literature, Language, Lifetime, Lenses 34:00 Why Translation Is Always Interpretation 37:00 Ruth After Proverbs 31: She’s the Woman of Valor, Actually 39:00 When Usefulness Disappears and You Lose Your Framework for Beauty 41:00 Imago Dei Isn’t Broken or a Mission to Accomplish—It Just Is 43:00 Capitalism Turned Humans Into Resources to Be Used Up 45:00 Creating Without Goals: The Church Art Studio Experiment 47:00 Redeeming Love Scammed Us (The Bible Story Is Different, Y’all) 50:00 Mount Pilgrim’s Stained Glass: Good Christian Art That Inspires Justice This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit irsbpodcast.substack.com [https://irsbpodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]