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Nailing Jello to a Tree

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The Podcast Where We Try to Pin Down the Unpinable. If You Came for Structure, You’re in the Wrong Place. Welcome to Nailing Jello to a Tree—a podcast fueled by chaos, parenting mishaps, and the occasional diabolical prank. If you’ve ever looked at your child and thought, “I am absolutely winging this,” congratulations, you’re in the right place. Join me as I share hilarious, sometimes-questionable, always-entertaining stories from the frontlines of parenting, featuring moments of pure brilliance (read: survival) and decisions that may or may not send my kids to therapy.

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A Lifetime of Button Mashing

Some people collect trophies. Some people build businesses. Me? I have spent my life mastering the fine art of button mashing. From the arcade birthday parties where I ran a full-scale ticket empire to becoming a Call of Duty menace who made teenage boys rage-quit, gaming has been my longest-running commitment. In this episode, we’re covering:** 🎮 The scam that was arcade prizes (5,000 tickets for a plastic slinky? Seriously??) 🎮 How Tetris trained me to fit $1,000 worth of groceries into a compact car. 🎮 Why my Call of Duty skills were ahead of their time—and left grown men emotionally damaged. 🎮 The moment I realized I was NOT the main character—my dog, my kids, and even my gaming consoles were ahead of me. If you've ever spent just five more minutes gaming, if you've ever felt the heartbreak of a lost save file, or if your pet gets more attention than your social media posts, this one’s for you. 🎧 Listen now for the nostalgia, snark, and undeniable proof that gaming has been my longest, most committed relationship.

7. mars 2025 - 27 min
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The Squirrel-Approved Bible

ou’ve heard the Bible quoted in church, on motivational posters, and even in Hollywood movies—but let’s be honest, some of these verses need a little more attitude. The Bible? Dramatic. Savage. Occasionally petty. The problem? It doesn’t always read that way. That’s where The Squirrel-Approved Bible comes in. In this episode, we’re breaking down:** 📖 The actual meaning of Ezekiel 25:17 (spoiler: Tarantino lied to us). 📖 The biblical FAFO (Mess Around & Find Out) moments no one talks about. 📖 Why some scripture deserves to be read with full-on side-eye energy. 📖 The Squirrel-Approved remix of classic verses—because if we’re interpreting scripture, we might as well give it the dramatic delivery it deserves. Whether you grew up with Sunday school lessons or you just love a good Old Testament mic drop, this episode is your reminder that the Bible has always been fire—it just needed a little more snark. 🎧 Listen now for the divine sass, and don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and send this to someone who needs a little more biblical side-eye in their life.

5. mars 2025 - 17 min
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Why is My Dog Better Known Than ME

I have a name. I have a life. I pay taxes. And yet? None of it matters. Because when I walk into a room, I am not the main character—my dog is. Bruce, my highly intelligent, overly photogenic, and somehow more popular than me dog, has officially overshadowed my entire existence. In this episode, we’re breaking down:** 🐶 The moment I realized people know my dog’s name—but not mine. 🐶 How Bruce has fans, free gifts, and more social media engagement than I do. 🐶 Why my vet knows my dog personally but has to check a chart for my info. 🐶 The cold, hard truth: I am Bruce’s unpaid assistant, and I’ve accepted my fate. If you’ve ever been ignored in favor of your pet, this episode is for you. Grab your coffee, give your animal a treat, and join me as I come to terms with being nothing more than a human leash-holder to a four-legged celebrity. 🎧 Listen now for the full rant, and don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and send this to another pet owner who knows the pain.

3. mars 2025 - 20 min
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