Off the Path

Total Eclipse of the Floss | Off the Path | Ep. 7

On this episode of Off the Path... It's an Off the Path/Mellow Brick Road two-fer! Van and Mason have snuck into the studio in the dead of night to secretly discuss their favorite insane theories about the "Great American Eclipse". Van comes clean about his wary flossing and mouthwash habits. Mason shares the newest Gen Z group thought theory that Helen Keller apparently never existed... Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpatreon.com%2Fmellowbrickroad%E2%81%A0&token=974063-1-1712686375115] for bonus content and updates. Let us know what you think of the podcast: Instagram: @⁠MBR.Pod [https://www.instagram.com/mbr.pod/] Facebook: ⁠Mellow Brick Road⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088226003895] Email: ⁠mellowbrickroad.podcast@gmail.com [mellowbrickroad.podcast@gmail.com]⁠ Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/vanwindsor/] Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/masongreenwell52/] & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mgreenwe]

Pack a Hat & Gloves | Off the Path | Ep. 6

Van tells the story of his horrendous high school head wound. Mason gives some non-sexual techniques to use when bowling. The sharing of highly important tips for when you have to sleep in your car and what kind of tree each of them would like to be. This week on What Would You Do?: Van and Mason look at the story of Helen Klaben and Ralph Flores, who survived a plane crash in the Yukon wilderness and survived for over 40 days on little more than a few cans of sardines, a bottle of vitamins, and three square meals of melted snow! Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for bonus content and updates. Let us know what you think of the podcast: Instagram: @⁠offthepath.podcast Email: ⁠offthepath.podcast@gmail.com⁠ Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠ Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠ & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠

Ghosts Are Like Particles | Off the Path | Ep. 5

Mason tries to pull the ol' DC Dip 'n Twirl during a debate discussing the Earth and it's flatness, or lack thereof. Van has a Mandela Effect conspiracy theory that is both ridiculous and ridiculously scary. Mason wants to carry God's next child. This week on WWYD: Van and Mason talk about the miraculous story of Amanda Eller, who was lost in the Makawao Forest Reserve on Maui for over 2 weeks! And this is definitely not a ploy by Van to get Mason to eat his vegetables and stretch more. Follow the show on Patreon to get the FULL VIDEO EPISODE: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for bonus content and updates. Let us know what you think of the podcast: Instagram: @offthepath.podcast⁠ Facebook: ⁠Mellow Brick Road⁠ Email: ⁠offthepath.podcast@gmail.com⁠ Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠ Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠ & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠

A Dream Wife Named Iguana | Off the Path | Ep. 4

We, the dastardly duo once known as Van and Mason, discuss our favorite recurring nightmares. We test our knowledge on historical geography. We give our pitiful presentations on what we would do if we were trapped between a rock and a hard place and had 127 hours to survive. Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for FULL AD-FREE VIDEOS of the show!! Let us know what you think of the podcast: Instagram: @offthepath.podcast [https://www.instagram.com/offthepath.podcast/] Email: ⁠offthepath.podcast@gmail.com Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/vanwindsor/] Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/masongreenwell52/] & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mgreenwe]

Private or Communal Bathrooms | Off the Path | Ep. 3

Another meandering journey through the randomly-generated simulated forest we call life. This week! We learn that Mason's dad loves pulling pranks on his son. Van gives his pro tips on how: * not to get your kids trafficked * not to get yourself trafficked * not to get stung by bees. And finally, we all learn what Mason would do if he were lost in the Sahara Desert. Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for FULL AD-FREE VIDEOS of the show!! Let us know what you think of the podcast: Instagram: @offthepath.podcast Email: ⁠offthepath.podcast@gmail.com Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠ Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠ & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠