Reverse Jackass

Ep41: Nick keeps a photo of his colon on the fridge; Evelyn ranks her vices.

We’re getting medical on episode 41 of the Reverse Jackass podcast! Nick takes us inside his first colonoscopy experience, from pre-procedure dread to the unexpected joy of waking up peacefully drugged, pain-free, and newly in possession of a full-colour photo album of his own pristine colon. He also offers a surprisingly sincere PSA: get your colonoscopy, especially if colon cancer runs in your family. It’s less horrifying than your imagination wants it to be. Evelyn counters with her own scope story, including the Canadian version where you’re apparently awake enough to watch your own insides on screen and think, “Wow, that’s my bum.” From there, the conversation spirals into ranking drugs of choice: colonoscopy bliss, Ativan, Pasadena, gluten-free orange polenta cake, and buttered panettone eaten over the kitchen sink like a total trash goblin. America gives you glossy colon photos for the fridge; Canada gives you partial consciousness and no souvenir. Somehow, both countries still agree: that little hospital nap? Five stars. TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2562954/fan_mail/new] ============= Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn?  Email them at reversejackass@gmail.com

Ep40: Evelyn asks Nick the Canadian Blade Questionnaire; Nick answers it.

Evelyn unveils the Canadian Blade Questionnaire™, a completely scientific, absolutely binding series of questions designed to fully expose who Nick really is. What follows is a psychological excavation. By the end, Nick is, in fact, fully known. Whether that was a good idea…remains unclear. TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2562954/fan_mail/new] ============= Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn?  Email them at reversejackass@gmail.com

Ep39: Nick wants to speak to the manager about 'Raise Your Voice'; Evelyn asks Oklahoma to be better.

We’re back at Château Reverse Jackass with an episode that begins as a casual debrief and quickly becomes a formal complaint against Raise Your Voice, starring Hillary Duff, John Corbett, and several deeply disturbing choices about music education. Nick recounts the cinematic abuse of watching the movie after Evelyn recommended it, including the suspiciously church-camp energy. Evelyn, having caused the damage, mostly sits back and enjoys the carnage. Naturally, this leads to Evelyn having reflections on Saskatchewan. Evelyn explains that Saskatchewan lives between worlds because it refuses to participate in daylight savings time like a normal province, and then asks Nick which American state feels most like Raise Your Voice. Nick, after briefly considering Virginia and Louisiana, lands on Oklahoma with the assurance that everything he says makes him sound worse and worse. Somewhere out there, a dog barks in the distance, Hillary Duff is still singing, and John Corbett's menacing a cello. TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2562954/fan_mail/new] ============= Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn?  Email them at reversejackass@gmail.com

Ep38: Evelyn got stuck on the phone; Nick got stuck filling out paperwork.

What starts as a simple intro somehow immediately turns into a low-grade workplace dispute, complete with accusations of neglect, passive aggression, emotional damage, and a shocking amount of nostril flaring. Evelyn and Nick spend the opening minutes sounding less like co-hosts and more like two middle managers trapped in a very small boardroom. Eventually, underneath all the fake hostility, Evelyn shares a story about how one of the things she loved most, music, also became the reason she got dragged into a deeply unwanted long-distance phone friendship with a girl in New Zealand, courtesy of her grandfather. In response, Nick tells a college story about being the one responsible person in a dorm crisis, only to have his moral compass ruin his romantic evening in record time. Both sides of the Canada-U.S. border can agree on this one thing: sometimes the very thing that makes you you is also the thing that causes the trouble. TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2562954/fan_mail/new] ============= Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn?  Email them at reversejackass@gmail.com

Ep37: Nick honors George Washington Carver; Evelyn might require her Epi-Pen.

Episode 45 begins with Nick bringing an actual American icon to the table: George Washington Carver, scientific genius, agricultural legend, and longtime cornerstone of Nick's mother's first-grade curriculum. Nick explains how his mother’s students carefully copied “George Washington Carver” from the board, then absolutely freelanced the word “peanuts” into something far less classroom-safe. A tribute to innovation quickly becomes a transitional first grade disasterpiece. Evelyn, unfortunately, is severely allergic to peanuts, which leads to a moving deathbed monologue in which she thanks Mr. Carver for his contributions while gently asking whether he ever considered almonds (a nut she can enjoy). The conversation takes a sharp right, a sharp left, and almost lands in the ditch as, for the first time in Reverse Jackass history, Nick and Evelyn try on 3 different question prompts before landing on one that Evelyn has the brain power left to answer.  Somehow Canadian Tire’s Frank mascot enters the conversation as Canada’s possible answer to George Washington Carver. Let's just agree that the peanut lives on. Frank’s gummies do not. And who the heck even knows where we are on the diplomacy-o-meter anymore... TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2562954/fan_mail/new] ============= Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn?  Email them at reversejackass@gmail.com