Sigma Times

Ep 10 Feat Rylan Woods | We got Wood

Rylan “Schizo” Woods joins SigmaTimes and immediately derails reality. Operating on a different mental timeline, Rylan brings nonstop takes, premature laughter, and connections that somehow loop back to making sense.This episode covers everything from New Year goals, college life, roommates, working over break, Bears playoff hopes, Foster Woods lore, Hot Ones guest dreams, and absolute conversational whiplash.Drafts include Christmas movies, candies, boy bands, and cartoon characters — followed by One Doesn’t Belong and a Question of the Pod that sparks debate around cultural narratives and societal trends (discussed, not declared).Fast, unfiltered, and completely unhinged — exactly how SigmaTimes is meant to be.

Hot ones Special | Getting hot

🌶️ New Episode of The SigmaTimes: HOT ONES EDITION! 🌶️Get ready, because this episode is about to get spicy. We’re throwing down with a Hot Ones Wing Challenge featuring an all-star lineup:🔥 Jimmy Green – Will he handle the heat or tap out early?🍑 Connor Peach – Cool under pressure or sweating buckets?🎥 Logan Weaver – Content creator or wing connoisseur?💪 Will – Silent assassin or secret spice king?😴 NAP – Calm and collected or regretting every bite?And co-hosting this madness? None other than Rylan, ready to stir the pot and keep things chaotic.We’re tackling:🌡️ Scorching hot questions alongside even hotter wings.And don’t miss our always-anticipated "Question of the Pod" segment.Will they survive the heat or crumble under pressure? Only one way to find out. Que airhorn. 🎤🔥

Ep8 Reboot (Feat JIMJOM Movies & Connor Peach) | Unemployed, Washed, and Drafting fire

We’re back and bumpin’, and what better way to start than with two legends of lore and laughter—Jimmy (aka JIMJOM Movies) and the ever-chaotic Connor Peach. Whether you're lighting sparklers or just unemployed like Jimmy, this one’s for you. We cover everything from tire pressure philosophy to washed-up TikTok fame, and yes… fantasy odds and fireball shooters are very much on the agenda. We dive into hot takes on Ryan Carpeil’s tire pressure situation, free agency drama, and our early 2025 draft thoughts, before grilling Jimmy on what it's like to be a former internet star and how fan/hater accounts have shaped his legacy. Then, it's pure fun with gaming talk (Jurassic World + F1), Clash Royale drafts, and a fiery round of Bullshit—the official Game of the Pod.

Episode 7 (Feat Tyler Dunkin) America Runs on Dunkin

🎸 New Episode of The SigmaTimes! 🎸 Tonight, we’ve got Tyler, the insanely talented guitarist who can make his instrument sing like no one else. He’s got that laid-back vibe, but when he picks up a guitar, it’s game over. And let’s be real—Mr. Frantz would never appreciate the pure magic Tyler brings to the stage. His loss, our gain. We’re getting into: 🏈 Bears OL moves—good or disaster? 🍀 St. Patrick’s Day plans (green beer, anyone?) 🤦 Mr. Frantz... just why? 🎭 That insane school assembly (Step Team went OFF) 🎉 Tyler’s wild party/work life balance 🎬 Mickey 17 hype 🏌️‍♂️ Golfing all summer 💪 Gym rat mode activated Plus, we’re drafting: 🎤 Top 5 Musical Artists 🍔 Top 5 Fast Food Menu Items 🍦 Top 3 Ice Cream Flavors 🎉 Top 3 Holidays And don’t miss our Game of the Pod: "Match the Criminal", where things might get a little sketchy. Plus, we settle an age-old debate in the "Question of the Pod" segment. Oh, and did we mention Tyler will be shredding on guitar mid-episode? Yeah, it’s that kind of show. Que airhorn. 🎤🔥

Episode 6.1 (Feat Mattson Uhlenhopp) | Swimming in Doe

This week, we’re joined by Mattson, the high school swimmer with stories for days and takes on just about everything. From sports records to movie fever dreams and even a questionable town hall meeting, this episode is packed with laughs, debates, and unexpected detours. We’re diving into: 🔪 OJ Simpson: Killer or rushing yards legend? ✈️ Planes—both the movie & Midway’s latest mishap 🎥 Breaking down The Package (absolute insanity) 🏀 March Madness + sports betting (thank you, PrizePicks 🙏) 🤬 Mr. Frantz... enough said. 🚫 Should the NFL ban the Tush Push? (Packers fans, sound off.) Plus, we’re drafting: 🍔 Top 5 Restaurants 🏈 Top 5 Favorite Football Players 🧠 Top 5 Brain Rot Moments 👃 Top 3 Best Smells And don’t miss our Game of the Pod: "Bullsh*t", where we put our detective skills to the test. Plus, the always-important "Question of the Pod" segment—you won’t want to miss this one. Get ready for hot takes, laughs, and maybe a little chaos.Que airhorn. 🎤🔥