Sort of a Pound

We Lied… Sort Of…

🚨 Missed us already? We said we were on hiatus… but here’s a surprise special. Get extra chaos on Patreon → patreon.com/SortofaPound [http://patreon.com/SortofaPound] Guess what? We lied. Sort of. Shane and Louise can’t resist popping in with a bonus episode packed with TV rants, nostalgic throwbacks, and accidental life hacks you didn’t know you needed. From heartbreak over The Last of Us (major spoilers, fair warning!) to Ghost Whisperer’s ghostly nonsense and a total meltdown about Heart of Dixie, it’s a whiplash tour through everything we love and hate about TV endings. Tessie’s here too, freshly trimmed and deeply unimpressed. Also featuring: shopping bargains turned into TV stands, easels that double as telly props, Schitt’s Creek love letters, and big plans for the next SOAP era. We said we’d rest. We failed. 📺 TV shows that broke our hearts (Spooks, Walking Dead, Ghost Whisperer) 🎮 The Last of Us rant: spoiler alert! 🖼️ Louise’s antique easel life hack 🎬 Heartland, One Tree Hill & other 00s classics 📚 Wishlist for Pounder-made SOAP Wiki 🎉 A peek at what’s next when we’re back properly 💌 Got a TV heartbreak story? Share it with us on Patreon - even free Pounders are welcome. 🎙️ Subscribe now. Laugh later. Pound away, people!

The Summer Holiday Special

🚨 Dive into our Patreon for bonus stories, holiday mishaps & a peek behind the scenes → patreon.com/SortofaPound [http://patreon.com/SortofaPound] It’s our 20th episode! Shane and Louise celebrate with an unplanned whirlwind of holiday tales, money-saving hacks, and Tessie’s new haircut reveal. From epic outlet shopping in Vegas, to spontaneous ziplining fears, jellyfish stings in Miami and the weirdest dog grooming confessions - it’s the ultimate holiday special you never asked for. There’s tales of High School Musical pilgrimages, discount coupon miracles in CVS, random car hire rants, and Shane’s accidental spoiler about his wrestling tag match finish. Plus, big news: we’re taking a short summer break to plot new segments and come back bigger, funnier, and probably just as chaotic. ✈️ Favourite holidays and dream destinations 🐕 Tessie’s fresh trim drama 📸 Glastonbury in the garden 🏖️ Jellyfish stings & room service chaos 💸 US outlet malls & monster shopping hauls 🤼‍♂️ Shane’s wrestling backstage spoiler 🌴 Secret stories from Vegas, Utah, Miami & beyond 🔮 The future of Sort of a Pound! 💌 Got your own ridiculous holiday tale? Share it on Patreon — even our free Pounders get the inside scoop! 🎙️ Subscribe now. Laugh later. Pound away, people!

Sky: The One Where We Accidentally Became MoneySavingExperts

🚨 Want to brag about your best bargain? Join our Patreon for bonus clips, confessionals & exclusive content → patreon.com/SortofaPound [http://patreon.com/SortofaPound] This week, Shane and Louise accidentally become Martin Lewis Live. From broadband nightmares to miracle Nike trainers, it’s a full-blown consumer champion episode - but with more swearing and fewer facts. Shane gets a Sky deal so good it sounds illegal. Louise reminisces about broadband being buried in his garden. And parcel delivery disasters spark a nationwide call to arms (and refund chatbots). 👟 Louise finds spiritual enlightenment in Nike Air Max 📺 Sky Glass, Netflix, broadband & somehow a new TV 📦 Parcels yeeted over gates, microwaves flung into gardens 🧾 Claiming refunds like a pro-level Karen 📉 RIP to BT and the worst customer service known to man 🎁 We want your Pounder Power Bargains! 💌 Got a bargain, botched delivery or refund hack? Tell us on Patreon (even the free tier can share the goods). 🎙️ Subscribe now. Laugh later. Pound away, people!

Dust Bunnies and The Secret Safe

🚨 Join our Patreon for behind-the-scenes chaos, exclusive extras, and early access → patreon.com/SortofaPound [http://patreon.com/SortofaPound] In this episode, Shane and Louise go full goth glam at a mis-numbered birthday party (Happy 34th Danielle!), reminisce about their wild office snack habits, and reveal the ridiculous reality of cleaning when you live with a moulting dog. Plus: 🧼 The Dust Bunny Diaries 🥪 Cheese & Pickle Mountains 🧹 Hoover hacks and second-hand Dyson drama 🕵️‍♀️ Louise’s secret safe under the floorboards 🪞 Sabrina the Teenage Witch is 30?! Existential crisis incoming 📦 A hidden room behind a freezer? Real-life mystery house reveal 🔥 Why log burners are secretly plotting against your clean floors Oh - and it’s confirmed: Shane’s hoarding cables, Louise has no memory, and Tessie is shedding for the nation. 💌 Got a cleaning confession, weird old house story, or secret stash find? Send it to us on Patreon (even on the free tier!) 🎙️ Subscribe now. Laugh later. Pound away, people!

Red Pants & Power Slams

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, early access, and bonus chaos → patreon.com/SortofaPound [http://patreon.com/SortofaPound] We're back in the same room (finally) and diving headfirst into unfiltered chaos: from red underwear under white dresses to confiscated biscuits at Shane’s wrestling debut. Louise shares the ultimate fashion life hack, Shane opens up about the nerves and triumphs of main eventing his first ever match (and the kid who shouted “I love you!”), and we debate whether you can style a t-shirt. 👙 The red underwear revelation 🤼‍♂️ Shane’s epic wrestling debut 🍪 Biscuits confiscated at the door!? 👗 T-shirt styling advice no one asked for 💡 Viral life hacks that make NO sense 🧠 Wrestling psychology and accidental hugs 🎤 Plans for the next big wrestling show We’re calling this one: the bodyslams, the bum bags, and the bloody bins. 💌 Got a confession, wrestling tale or wardrobe malfunction? Share it with us on Patreon (even on the free tier!) - and you might hear it on the pod. 🎙️ Subscribe now. Laugh later. Pound away, people!