The Relation Script

Ep. 6. Wedding Wisdom

In this episode, we break down what’s truly worth it and what’s not when it comes to planning your big day. From DJs and flowers to party buses and desserts, we’re sharing our honest takes based on our wedding experience. We dive into some of the unexpected hiccups we faced, like a bridesmaid showing up with the wrong dress and a maid of honor forgetting her bouquet right before walking down the aisle. Tune in for real talk, a few laughs, and helpful insights to hopefully make your wedding day a little smoother or to give a little grace to those who are going through it or have already themselves.

Ep. 5. Let the Dogs Bark

As spring approaches, we dive into Brendan's idea of warm weather fashion, the anxiety of planning and traveling, and revisiting past trips that now feel equal parts surreal, nostalgic, and borderline fever-dream chaos.

Ep. 4. Dirty 30 in Pigeon Michigan

We’re back after we celebrated our friend's dirty 30 in Pigeon, Michigan and are still recovering. This time, we feature a few friends and unpack our Sunday Scaries. We share some behind-the-scenes moments from the weekend, and get into a few random side stories… like Brooke getting rear-ended by a very questionable driver and debating why car insurance sucks. Recovery mode, questionable decisions, and plenty of laughs.

Ep. 3. Chicken Strips, Costco & Cotton Balls.

In this episode, we spiral through irrational textures, AI taking over the world (starting with our parents), & why Costco on a Sunday should be illegal. We debate the absolute chaos of self-checkout—Kroger vs Aldi—& uncover Brooke’s ongoing struggle with “dyslexia of the mouth,” where chicken tenders somehow becomes grilled chicken every time. It’s anxious, chaotic, slightly unhinged… and very us.

Ep. 2. First Time Homeowners

In this episode, we dive into our experience of buying our first home together including all the silly stories and home projects we tackled which tested our patience, communication skills, and our definitions off what "leveled” means. Tune in to reminisce with us on the time a squirrel broke into our basement and sent us into full survival mode.