MiDDLiNG DeLiGHTS

The New Adventures of Captain Planet

Summer. Fun. Hot. Time. Episode 6 scorches its way to your heart in this very special Summer Solstice 'sode. #FreeBrittey Well, Dutch, you're in for a treat. Episode 6 sees the return of famed Saturday Morning-ologist Mark McCray and THE Captain Planet in the season ending cliffhanger conclusion. 00:00 COLD OPEN: A sonnet for Britton. 00:30 THEME SONG: "The Return of Lord Morgan Hall" 01:15 EPISODE INTRO: The post-penultimate show rundown by Open Mike. 03:40 GUEST INTERVIEW: Happy Summer Solstice and welcome back Mark. All your behind the scenes questions answered about Captain Planet by our knowledgeable guest. Dutch, don't miss the Scooby Doo easter egg, please. That egg has been in the sun way too long by now. 28:18 VSCS EXCLUSIVE: Matt re-welcomes the Captain for another planetary probe! Consult your doctor. #RideABike 35:45 WRAP UP: Sean comes clean about his relationship with Matt. ...aaaaand Britton. :( Thank you Drew, Sofiya, Susan, Mark, and Peter for being on the show. Thank you Chelsea, Lesley, Corbin, Puddles, Destiny, Dutch and Emil for listening. See you in the comments section :)

Captain Planet and the Planeteers

Emil, leave those fish alone! It's time to relax, settle in, and enjoy the penultimate edition of MiDDLiNG DeLiGHTS. 00:00 COLD OPEN: The "Don't Leave Britton" song makes its debut with the rap stylings of special guest MC Open Mic. 001:31 THEME SONG: Bask in the song stylings of Lord Morgan Hall Phillips for less than a minute. 02:12 Sean worries about Britton and relays the pager message about Babs Blight. 03:07 EPISODE INTRO: Show must go on! Quick re-cap of the Planeteers cast.  04:20 Mike runs down the penultimate show itinerary, introducing Mark McCray, author and podcast host of The Best Saturday of Our Lives. Mike also teases a secret guest on our Very Special Correspondent Segment. 05:55  Welcome to our new listener Emil Sandvik from Seldovia, Alaska. 06:20 Happy Administrative Professionals Day! These pencil shavings aren't cleaning themselves, Britton. And last Friday was Earth Day, oops! Next year. 7:25 GUEST INTERVIEW: Premiere cartoon historian Mark McCray joins the program to discuss the original series Captain Planet & the Planeteers. #DIC, #Tom_Cruise, #Levar_Burton, #Whoopi_Goldberg, #Ed_Asner, #Dean_Stockwell, #Martin_Sheen, #Meg_Ryan, #Sting, etc.  Mark discusses "Pro-Social" programming in Saturday animation. #Elizabeth_Taylor, #Neil_Patrick_Harris, #DanicaMcKeller  20:24 Mark picks the Episode 6 publish date: Summer Solistice, Tuesday, June 21st, and agrees to come back as guest to celebrate.  21:15 VERY SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT SEGMENT: Matt introduces and welcomes THE Captain Planet to the show. It's a horribly depressing listen, honestly. So remorseful and hopeless. You will probably want a bath and a nap afterward. Also, get the inside dish on Linka and Wheeler!!! 26:10 LISTENER TWEET: Captain Planet apologies personally to our listener Emil Sandvik. 27:30 Matt breaks off the interview with Captain Planet as things take an emotional turn. Tune into MiDDLiNG DeLiGHTS Episode 6 The New Adventures of Captain Planet for the equally despairing conclusion. 28:20 NEXT EPISODE TEASE 28:33 #DONTLEAVEBRITTON Stay safe Britton, you beautiful boy! 28:38 "Don't Leave Britton" Reprise with Matt's spoken intro. 30:07 END Photo: NATIONAL SECRETARY WEEK - DPLA - 54b459f97ca39dc9d8a8a107230b414e.jpg via Wikipedia:Public Domain.

Goodwill Games?

You're back! We weren't expecting you. But still please do enjoy this very special Jimmy Carter Day (aka Presidents Day) episode. 00:00 COLD OPEN: Lars Rooskie and Jonathon America vie for Britton's affection. Whose afterparty will he choose to attend? 02:29 THEME SONG: Bask in the song stylings of Lord Morgan Hall Phillips for a minute. 03:11 EPISODE INTRO: Britton really botches his first foray as full fledged host by hijacking an episode that supposed to be about the Goodwill Games and making it all about the Captain Planet series origin story. 07:22 Sean makes Presidents Day shout out to three-time Grammy winner, 97-year-old Jimmy Carter. HPD President Carter!!! The Boo Crew names their favorite presidents. [Hint: It's Jimmy Carter] 08:20 The sloughing trudge through Britton's Captain Planet backstory continues ad infinitum.  11:30 Mike interjects with breaking news, but first some really unkind tweets from our listener. 14:30 GUEST INTERVIEW: Our guest cancels. 15:03 Sound Editor Alan cuts Britton's line. 15:13 Mike subs for Britton to help wrest the Goodwill Games episode back from tyrannical hands. 16:42 Should we just cancel the show? Nah, keep going with your factoids, Mike. 20:55 We repair as a team with Britton rejoining the show from a forced-mute hiatus, but it really hasn't helped anything. 22:46 Britton tosses to Matt's Special Correspondent segment. Matt and Sean discuss the CNN and TBS broadcasting team that were leveraged for the Goodwill Games and introduce the sport of Motoball and its unlikely champion Skip Caray. 26:41 SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT SEGMENT: Skip Caray's Motoball sound collage from the 1986 Goodwill Games in Moscow.  30:08 Another tweet comes in from Britton's mom or possibly his stepmom. Britton and Sean react to the sound collage: "Pretty weird" and "Nice melange." Britton resumes the Captain Planet series origin story. Mike does laundry, fixes cabinets, makes nachos while Britton reveals the cast and plot of Captain Planet and the Planeteers. 37:37 NEXT EPISODE TEASE: Are we even coming back for an Episode 5? Let's just have some vegan beef stroganoff and try to forget what just happened. 40:02 CLOSING SONG  40:45 END CREDITS: Image File: The Soviet Union 1990 CPA 6218 stamp (Goodwill Games, Seattle, USA. Emblem and sports pictograms).png. This work is not an object of copyright according to article 1259 of Book IV of the Civil Code of the Russian Federation No. 230-FZ of December 18, 2006. Motoball Sound Collage crafted from source video 1986 Goodwill Games Day 15 Prime Time July 19, 1986 by westnyacktwins. Please contact MiDDLiNGDeLiGHTS@gmail.com for any rights requirements or its content removal from this episode. 🇺🇸 🇷🇺🕊

Enchanted Forest

Gobble, gobble, y'all. It's the thanks taking edition of MiDDLiNG DeLiGHTS.  ... You're welcome?  [00:00] Britton springs a surprise version of the "Sorry, Sucker!" game on Mike, but it's all straight talk with no apologies. But sorry about the confusion with the names anyway. [01:04] Bask in the splendor of the Mo Phillips' original MiDDLiNG DeLiGHTS theme song.  [01:47] Host Sean Hutchinson welcomes Britton Taylor, newly-minted Host-in-Training, and introduces the art of swearing.  [04:20] Mike Kane gives his show rundown: Guest - Susan Vaslev. Plus, Very Special Correspondent Matthew D. Hutchinson says hello. "Boo Crew" and "Open Mike" nicknames suggested.  [06:39] New Audience Member(s) welcomed: Destiny, Leslie, Puddles the Cat, Corbin, and Kelley, thank you for joining us. [09:47] Roger Tofte started working on Enchanted Forest, a family-run amusement park that resides alongside I-5 in Turner, Oregon in 1964. It opened in 1971. Today in 2021, the park celebrates its 50th year of existence. Susan Vaslev, Roger's daughter, composes all the music in the park, writes and directs the plays, and helps keep the independent park running along with her siblings. [14:45] Mike's making MiDDLiNG DeLiGHTS a Facebook page ... ? [Is this real?] [15:52] Interview with Susan Vaslev, Enchanted Forest Artistic Director [33:41] Sean invites Susan to swear. [34:19] Matt's Very Special Correspondent Segment: Big Timber Log Ride theme "Log Flume," original-lyrics version debut! [35:34] Safe word: Waterfall.  [38:30] Crew Business: Mike teases Episode 4, storyteller style. [40:47] Happy holidays to Chelsea, Leslie, Destiny, Puddles, Corbin & Kelley! [41:00] Britton promoted to full Host. [41:27] Matt does Big Timber Log Ride, spoken-word version. But first a Juvenile Sasquatch. [43:04] END Songs "Log Flume" and "Fantasy Fountains" used with permission. Thanks, Susan!

McDonaldland

Well, we made it to Episode 2. Even got a great show open with music and voiceover and everything! Thanks to Singer/Songwriter Mo Phillips for lending his vocal talents. Unfortunately our producer Mike Kane was unable to attend this episode, so we went a little long and chaos generally reigned throughout. Mike also missed the playing of "Sorry, Sucker!" which combines forgiveness and passive aggression in an inventive melange of corporate buffoonery. As ever, the episode arrives packed with trivial fun bits including McDonaldland's landmark impact on copyright law, a deep dive on the straight-to-VHS series "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald", and a shout out to some notable actors who donned the costumes during the tv commercial campaign's thirty year run. Multidisciplinary Artist and Little People America Inclusion Director, Sofiya Cheyenne joins Sean & Britton for a thoughtful review of modern day representation of dwarf actors and Little People in general. She's even kind enough to name our listener. We're hustling to post this episode at 11pm on Halloween Night, just under the buzzer for Little People Awareness month in October. Expect additional editing and updates. Also. Special Correspondent Matthew D. Hutchinson dutifully surveys the aftermarket landscape of buyers and sellers of McDonaldland Playground Equipment.  Check out these cool links! McDonaldland [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland] Early Commercial [//Early Commercial ] DDB Worldwide [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDB_Worldwide] White Mile Rafting Tragedy [https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1987-08-04-8702270270-story.html ] Wacky Adventures Series [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wacky_Adventures_of_Ronald_McDonald ] Far Flung Forest Episode [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZE-86jZGUQ] Set Makers Catalog Reel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF-0sYsLP10] Frank Welker [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Welker]  We should probably have some hashtags too, but let me think on that for awhile, Chelsea.  Officer big mac playground.jpg by Jonathan McIntosh used under Creative Commons license CC BY-SA 3.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/]