Astrolushes

In this 2023 new year episode, we read every single sign to filth from the perspective of Daddy Capricorn. What advice does your sign need? This lush, playful, and (a tad bit) offensive episode is here to spill the juice. Buckle up. Don’t take it too seriously. And have fun --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrolushes/message

What are the travel styles of every sign? Is a Scorpio sussing out the local graveyard (of course they are)? Are the Aries among us chartering a jet to the middle who-knows-where? Learn more here! On this very (*very*) drunk episode we come in *totally* unscripted to discuss each sign’s basic philosophy around travel and exploration. We promised you a mini episode that we did not deliver on — instead, we delivered a WHOLE ENTIRE EPISODE. This one is goofy, lush, wild, chaotic, and FUN. A Classic Astrolushes episode with lots of laughs (and hopefully some learning). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrolushes/message

This special mini episode features Scorpio season horoscopes for every sign, including a brief chat about the shadow, the subterranean, and the body. Plus we talk about our upcoming workshop on November 2. We don’t sound that drunk, but we are, we promise. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrolushes/message

This Libra season, we get JUICY. We discuss Libra misconceptions, and we talk Venus signs (what’s yours?). AND we introduce our super special KINK CALCULATOR — which tells you exactly what turns you on, according to your astrology. We also have special guests, Gina Maria & Tina Maria, here to answer questions about compatibility. This episode is nasty, weird, X rated, and drunk! DIVE IN. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrolushes/message

Are you one of the worst signs? Find out during this confessional, lushy, rude, and CHAOTIC GEMINI SEASON episode, where we gather the three most hated signs and talk about why people hate us, & who we hate the most (there may be some revelatory moments here). We even roast one another! Surprise, it’s a Gemini, Scorpio, and Cancer — three of the most disliked signs — dishing it out and getting wild. It’s like sitting on the back of school bus with the bad kids. Disclaimer: This episode for fun, but feelings will get hurt. Take what we say with a grain of salt because we sure as hell do. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrolushes/message