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During our between season hiatus we decided to finally dive deep into John Rowland's other life as John Tucker (from the iconic John Tucker Must Die)! This iconic film has it all: whale tails, Ashanti, MILFs, and some truly bizarre PE fashion choices. Don't miss all the fun as we get real nostalgic about this piece of classic cinema from 2006. BUCKLE UP!

The ending wasn't what we expected, but we did go out with a literal bang. There was a ton of set up for season 3, death, ruthlessness, and too much disappointment.

There is a non-existent timeline on this show, but we are ignoring that. Apparently it's been one year since Mary Alice died, Rex died, Melanie Foster was murdered, and Martha Huber was murdered? Dang. Regardless, Susan tries to be independent, Lynette is done with her lying-son-of-a-bitch husband, Bree is not enjoying the psych ward, and Gabby is suspicious Carlos is fucking their pregnant servant/slave.

This week on Desperate Houswives... Susan tries to get Edie to confess to burning down her house. Bree dedicates all her energy towards Danielle after giving up on Andrew. Lynette follows Tom to discover the truth. Gabby and Carlos butt heads over the treatment of their surrogate, Xiao Mei. Felicia’s ultimate plan for Paul is finally revealed.

We never thought Andrew would reach this level. Never. Listen to hear all about how heinous Andrew's actions have become, how Susan for once didn't disappoint us, how we've lost all hope in Tom, and how Carlos is still Carlos.