Go Help Yourself

Industrial Jazz?

This isn't so much a "tip" as an "aggressive advisory of joyous e-carollingus."

Modern answers to your deepest philosophical questions. This is a modern re-telling of the classic book of wisdoms, The Prophet. Now with Fancy Language!

What do you do if you find yourself stuck in a house with a crazed killer who's butchering your friends? Find out on this week's episode of Go Help Yourself!

Today we talk about making money. Do you need money? Sure you do. Here's ten ways to make money fast! -Gambling -Freelance Surgery -Check the Couch Cushions -Prostitution -Mob Loans -Fraudulent Bank Deposits -Breeding Spiders -Yard Sale -Write Self-Help Books -Get a Job -Hostage Situation