Sons of Wilma

5 | Across The Ditch: useless lawn mowing and cheap ash

In the fifth episode of Across The Ditch, the brothers reminisce about old times when Asa did anything to escape chores. They also contemplate why a man sold his cigarette ash.

4 | Across The Ditch: calves and the mega cow

In the fourth instalment of Across The Ditch, Jeziel and Asa examine the likelihood of two calves killing their mother in a head-on collision - yes, you read that right. Throwing it back to biblical times, they also realise we may have more in common with the Israelites than we first thought.

3 | Across The Ditch: woman in a hole

In the third episode of Across The Ditch, Jeziel and Asa talk about how an elderly woman got stuck in a manhole for an unknown amount of time - perhaps it was a year and she had a birthday down there. They also talk about a teacher who was sent to court for whacking a student.

2 | Across The Ditch: beer and pizza milk

In the second episode of Across The Ditch, the brothers talk about why breweries are slapping nutritional labels on beer and a new trend where people are dipping pizza in milk.

1 | Across The Ditch: cat gang and leashes

In the first episode of Across The Ditch, Jeziel and Asa chat about a man who woke up to a mob of cats at his house, and a new law allowing people to walk any animal in public, such as a rat, donkey or - if found and tamed - a dragon.