ASBC / Father (Art) and Son (Elliot) Talk About Everything

Making New Math: You Stepping Over the Line!

S3 : EP 7 — Making New Math: You Stepping Over the Line! 🎙️ We’re talking confusion today, childhood trauma, protecting your peace, victim mentality, secrets, bad people winning, and why healthy disagreement matters. From; tech necks, cavity conspiracies, and brutally honest friendships — this episode is funny, raw, unhinged, and somehow still healing. We big each other up, then immediately talk shit. Balance. 🍀

Do You Kiss Your Pets On The Lips?!

S3 : EP6 - “Do you kiss your pet on the lips”? Zero patience. Infinite petty rage. This podcast dives into the everyday nonsense that quietly ruins our sanity—from baby talk with your pets to “Foods we won’t try”. It’s, sarcastic, and just self-aware enough to admit we might be the problem. Tune in, get annoyed, feel seen. Don't forget to follow us and share some feedback Email us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail. com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Listen to our album on Spotify: the Dirty Street Pigeons!!! Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed

Cheeto Dust on All My Fingers

S3 : EP5 “Cheeto Dust on all my Fingers” Goes all-in on guilty pleasures; the messy, embarrassing, weirdly satisfying kind. From stress-eating binges and a childhood lemon-eating disaster to athlete’s foot confessions and an ice-cold slushee Snapple obsession, nothing is off-limits. Add telemarketer avoidance and side eye for people who skip the sink after using public restrooms, and you’ve got chaos that hits a little too close to home. Underneath it all, there’s growth. We dig into empathy, second chances, and the idea that the “black sheep becomes the GOAT.” Not everyone deserves endless chances but some people really do change. Between life getting harder and people getting softer in the right ways, we ask: are we evolving… or just coping louder? Don't forget to follow us and share some feedback. Email us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed **Special Shot Out to***@RGV_Recommends Listen to our music: The Dirty Street Pigeons (on Spotify) Thank you for all of your support...bleep bleep bleep!!

What's Going on Here Mate?!

S3 : EP4 — “What’s going on here, mate?” We’re back from Cancun—sunburned, overcharged, and questioning everything. From a wild Michael Jackson impersonator at The Borracho Burro Cantina to strangers hijacking conversations like unpaid co-hosts, it gets weird fast. We debate whether travel is overrated, touch on how different cultures handle death, and Fry some Fish: Texas freeways (Elliot’s enemy), bartering (Arty’s nightmare), and vacation markups. Funny, and a little existential. Yanelly brings a lot of insight with these topics! Don’t forget to follow us and share some feedback. Email us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed Listen to our music: The Dirty Street Pigeons (on Spotify) Thank you for all of your support…bleep bleep 🤬 bleep!!

Yes I'm The Troll and What of It?

S3 : EP2 “Yes, I’m the Troll 👿… and What of It?” This week we’re calling out the weird little things humans do on autopilot—like smacking the remote like it owes us rent, aggressively mashing elevator buttons, and opening the fridge for the 6th time hoping a pizza magically spawned. We also dive into the completely made-up social rules everyone obeys for no reason: the awkward “after you” door standoff, fake “we should hang out sometime” promises, and the sacred last slice of pizza nobody is brave enough to claim. Basically… we’re questioning society’s dumbest habits, exposing our brain’s weird glitches, and yes—trolling humanity a little along the way. Have a seat and lend us your ears. Let’s fry some fish together. If you’ve ever said “what?” and then answered the question anyway… this episode is for you. 🎙️🔥 Follow me on TikTok @artysneezed Send us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Want to promote a business? Service or product? Contact us! Thank you for listening, it's Season 3!! Whooo hoooo Don't forget to follow and comment! Co-Host: Elliot Co-Host: Yanelly Co-Host: Arty Sneezed 🤧