Heb Hangs

i performed at a netflix is a joke event and rachel bloom was there

i have a whole powerpoint presentation about why buying from breeders is basically white supremacy and i performed it in front of rachel bloom. my brain has been completely empty for two weeks and i don't know if that's good or bad. got rejected from the black improv group AFTER they already saw me perform, which is somehow worse. also a 15 year friendship ended over a concussion and he still has my drill. get more at backdrop.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

i punished mae martin and now i'm muted (probably)

i went to the ren faire for the first time, bought a belt after a 30 minute hostage situation, and had the best weekend ever... then immediately started a fight. my dog might need surgery in tijuana again and i'm tired of being a single mom. also i've been smoking weed and getting depressed and going to a bougie gym i can't afford. and yes i sent mae martin my pilot. they read the message. they said nothing. we don't talk about it. get more at backdrop.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

i took my dog to tijuana and almost took home a puppy

i took my limping dog to a vet in tijuana and it was actually fine?? my landlords painted the whole building instead of fixing the elevator that's trying to kill me every single day. a man on a crane watched me scroll tiktok and i don't wanna talk about it. plus i threw a fit so my boyfriend had to come watch whales and now i feel guilty that it worked lol. See the extended version at Backdrop.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Introducing "Heb Hangs"

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