HYPERTHOTS #6: THOT WAR ON CHRISTMAS
CW: SA, DEATH, VIOLENCE, ABLEISM. happy thotlidays w/ ANTI-CHRISTMAS rhetoric, the ALLEGED story of Hannukah, and the ALLEGED bisexuality of the sexy brat fan centrist tech bro with back problems.
DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT FINANCIAL ADVISORS. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ADVICE FROM PODCASTERS except diana because she’s always right. FEEL FREE TO FACT CHECK US IN THE COMMENTS IF WE SAY MISINFORMATION! Stream Theresa’s ‘POLITICZ” EP on bandcamp [https://theresasweetheart.bandcamp.com/album/politicz] & streaming [https://open.spotify.com/album/4SBvJRtZMLuBji4L2nB9IA?si=3AgdPnxLT4CpyuIEB8e16A]!
Outro music by diana starshine. Thanks for listening!
EDIT: we do not *have* to boycott amazon, the workers are striking, not calling for a boycott. But in general, it’s much better to order from more ethical small businesses. <3
https://linktr.ee/hyperthots [https://linktr.ee/hyperthots]
hyperthots on spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/05WgY2MsfveyLQtLNC3sa7?si=01af3ed002ed46ae]
Pop 3 [https://dianastarshine.bandcamp.com/album/pop-3] (diana & community Charli Xcx charity cover album)
✩ DIANA ✩:
https://linktr.ee/dianastarshine [https://linktr.ee/dianastarshine]
diana stashine on SPOTIFY [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2i7HtVZgy9BmqgUqZ9NA3L?si=IbxLrZW9QDOYlaYKxNjsTw]✧
instagram [https://www.instagram.com/dianastarshine/] ✩ twitter [https://twitter.com/DianaStarshine] ✩ youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@dianastarshine] ✩ bandcamp [https://dianastarshine.bandcamp.com/]
♡ THERESA ♡:
linktr.ee/theresa_sweetheart [https://hyperthots.substack.com/p/linktr.ee/theresa_sweetheart]
https://substack.com/@theresasweetheart [https://substack.com/@theresasweetheart]
‘POLITICZ” EP on bandcamp [https://theresasweetheart.bandcamp.com/album/politicz] & streaming [https://open.spotify.com/album/4SBvJRtZMLuBji4L2nB9IA?si=3AgdPnxLT4CpyuIEB8e16A]!
instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theresa_sweetheart/] ♡ twitter [https://twitter.com/theresa_sweetie] ♡ youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@theresa_sweetheart]
♫ HOMEWORK: ♫
THE HISTORY OF HANNUKAH [https://reformjudaism.org/jewish-holidays/hanukkah/history-hanukkah-story]: https://reformjudaism.org/jewish-holidays/hanukkah/history-hanukkah-story [https://reformjudaism.org/jewish-holidays/hanukkah/history-hanukkah-story]
46% OF TRANSGENDER RESPONDENTS LONG COVID RATE [https://www.transresearch.org.au/post/long-covid]
(there are other equally good or better sources these are just the first decent things that popped up haha)
THOT RECOMMENDATIONS
1. vasectomies
2. determining truths through research based in science facts and logic (FACT CHECKS!)
3. DEFINITELY NOT shooting CEO’s ;)
4. questioning structures, religion
5. safer drug use
6. wearing masks indoors and crowded spaces
7. wholesome non-denominational winter activities
8. authentic african net sponge [https://madaninaturals.com/products/african-exfoliating-net-sponge] (diana, via tik tok)
9. Electrolytes (LMNT, Normalyte, Vitassium capsules) & compression socks (-diana, for POTS)
10. walking after eating
11. being proven wrong (learning the truth)!
THOT ANTI-RECOMMENDATIONS
1. Christmas (-diana)
2. getting so high you get scared
3. doing crimes, shooting CEOs
4. spreading illness
5. hawk tuah coin / hailey welshch
6. ableism, eugenics, pandemic minimization
7. taking advice from podcasters
8. believing something without fact checking
9. using religion to justify harm/prejudice (eg Christianity, Zionism)
10. Distrokid and similar scam distributers
11. doing drugs dangerously
12. SUPERSPREADER EVENTS (-diana)
13. Red Pilled conservative media (eg. Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Red Scare)
14. Azealia Banks
15. Chat GPT
Thanks again for listening to our thots! Hope you have a lovely holiday season.
