Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

A "Cadbury" Onion, "Car Ranch", Sewer Honey From Philly, & "Ballmaxxing"

(00:00:00) Opening (00:02:02) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:54:41) Ask Pancho (01:05:17) Insane Game Show (01:26:55) Coming Next Episode (01:36:04) Closing The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did when she cut open an onion she bought from Walmart. The term, "Car Ranch" is not a nickname for a used car lot, but it may not be something you want to put in your mouth either. Some residents in Philadelphia may be getting some home-spun honey right from the city's sewers. Do you have the cajones (or the stupidity) to engage in the new "trend" of ballmaxxing? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will peel back the underbelly of humanity to expose some of the most unbelievable stupidty of the week! In the Weekend Episode... * [A Piece of My Mind…] Why We Can’t Pay Attention… * New Term: "Car Ranch"...and One Mother Is Horrified * Woman Cuts Open Onion from Walmart—What She Finds Inside Makes Her Gag * PA Beekeeper Works To Rescue 10,000 Bees Living In Philadelphia Sewer Empty Waymo Vehicles Circle Atlanta Neighborhood Cul-De-Sac for Hours * Construction Worker ‘Catapulted’ Out of ‘Defective’ Port-a-Potty...His Sex Life Never The Same * Cleavage Is Becoming More Popular—Male—Cleavage * Men Are Inflating Their 'Family Jewels' to Grapefruit Size in Dangerous 'Ballmaxxing' Trend Pancho will also be answering more burning questions from you like what a single mom should do if her 7-y/o wants to watch the new documentary about Michael Jackson and whether it's a good idea to take a lie-detector test before getting married. Play along with Pancho this week to see if you're more stupid than he is at trying to play this week's Insane Game Show! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Dumb and Dumber Goes To The Prom, Egg Coffee, and A Gas Station "Karen" With Tinnitus

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:00) Insane Week In Reivew (01:13:34) Genius Awards (01:25:36) Closing A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb & Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen" went ape over the noise from his car because of her Tinnitus. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... * FL Man Tries Scanning a Banana in Self-Checkout for a Computer Screen * New UFO Records Reveal More Sightings—Critics Say It’s A “Nothing Burger” * Mad FL Mom Kicks A Young Child at Youth Football Game * How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Drive Onto a Sidewalk To Chase a Kid on a Dirt Bike * Naked FL man threatens beachgoers with drill after deck chair dispute * Should a Guy's Girlfriend Give Up the Front Seat to His Mother? * TikTok Stupidity—AGAIN: Don’t Microwave “NeeDoh” Toys! It Will Blow Up In Your Face…LITERALLY * A Woman Wants to Know If Anyone Is Actually Following the Instructions for Kraft Mac and Cheese * A 28-y/o Bronx Woman Poses as High Schooler And RE-ENROLLS * TX “Karen” Kicks Loud Corvette at Gas Station—Because She Has "Tinnitus" * AR Family Finds Homeless Man Living in Their Basement After Things Go  Missing in Home * Florida: Where You Might Find 2 Alligators Fighting—On Your Porch * FL City Commissioner Accused of Battery Over Patting Colleague on Shoulder * Frontier Airlines Plane Strikes, Kills Person Walking Along Airport Runway * Egg Coffee Is Going Viral, As Are Its Health Concerns * Worried About the Hantavirus? A Woman Goes Viral for Her "Can't Do Another Pandemic" Rant * A KY Mom Gave 22-Month-Old Son a Tattoo Because He ‘Wanted’ One * Gas Thieves In MN Are Drilling Into Vehicle Tanks and Stealing Fuel * WV Woman Busted For Chasing Down and Shooting at Driver Who Hit a Chicken in the Road * Tourist Sues—and Wins—A $1,100 Refund Over Resort’s “Towel Reserving” Enforcement Over Deck Chairs * High School Seniors Go Viral After They Wear Prom Outfits Inspired By "Dumb and Dumber And there's more stupidity in the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review as well as this week's "winners" who receive the Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Staged Assasinations, Twin Girls-Different Dads, and Blowing Up Grandma For Bomb Testing

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:38) A Piece of My Mind (00:04:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:10:06) Mrs. Pancho's Potty Stop Stupidity (00:19:06) Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip (00:23:29) A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats (00:26:57) Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads (00:32:37) Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES (00:37:08) Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing (00:44:19) Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector (00:48:21) Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness (00:55:28) Insane Game Show (01:14:17) Coming Next Episode (01:25:21) Closing If you still believe that the moon landing in the 1970s was filmed on a Hollywood soundstage, you're probaby stupid enough to believe that presidential assasination attempts are orchestrated by Hollywood producers. My Insane FL Nephew found out late in life that he is an identical twin, which was pretty atounding. What if you found out that your twin sibling has a different DAD than you? He will tell you a tale about this phenomenon that only has occurred a couple dozen times in humanity. If Grandma has always wanted to leave this earth with a bang, one family found out that this actually happened by mistake when they thought she would just be creamated. What they found out was that parts of her were probably still floating down somewhere over Nebraska.... In this Weekend Episode... * [A Piece of My Mind…] About ¼ of Americans Believe Trump Assassination Attempts Were Staged * Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip * A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats * Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads * Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES * Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing * Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector * Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness Test your stupidity skills against Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show and hear about a wild potty stop at a FL Cracker Barrel where "Mrs. Pancho" had to fish out a potty seat from poop water in the restraunt bathroom! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

"Feces-ing" Fiasco, Soup For Breakfast, and "Nude Drawing" Bar Trend

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:53:00) Insane Week In Review (01:07:07) Genius Awards (01:20:08) Closing We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal & slurping down the "cereal milk" are about to be replaced with bone broth and stew ...for breakfast. The tradition "trivia night" at the local pub is becomeing obsolete & the new trend in bar life is drawing people naked. Try doing that after a few shots. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... * Teen's Perfect Prom Promposal Gets All “MORP’d” Up * A 60-Ton Animatronic Dinosaur Bursts Into Flames at KS Theme Park After Getting Struck by Lightning * A Couple Delays Flight an Hour While Arguing With Crew Over Seating * Frustrated By A 3-4-Hour Delay, Passenger Tries to Get Off The Plane—Through The EMERGENCY Door * Visitors to Six Flags in San Antonio Left Hanging in Mid-Air for About 10 Minutes After Ride Stopped Because a Guest Had Their Phone Out * FL Woman Was Arrested After "Feces-ing" on Everything * Experts Have Joined the Debate on Which Way to Face in the Shower * Millennial Mom Slammed For Teaching Her Kids Not to Share * SOUP Over Cereal: The New Breakfast Trend * Colorado Officially Bans Pet Stores from Selling Dogs and Cats * Amazon Delivery Woman Caught Peeing Between 2 Vehicles Outside Customer's Home * The Takeover BEGINS: Robot Passenger Causes Flight Delay * Jimmy Kimmel Jokes About ex-NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani Being in ‘the Grave’ Days Before Hospitalization * Wedding DJ’s Loud Music Cause 140 Chickens To Die of Heart Attacks * OnlyFans Star Plans to Marry Herself—in a $20K Gown * Virginia Mayor Arrested After Showing Up Drunk to Train Derailment * Mass Brawl Breaks Out Between High School Girls at Softball Game * Homeowners’ Delivery Driver Hack Beats Google Maps * Plane Returns to Gate After GA Flier Won't Hang Up Her Phone * A 13-Ft. Crocodile Visits Zimbabwe Hotel Restaurant–Checks Kitchen Menu There's the latest stupidity from today's headlines in the Insane Week In Review as well as the 7 new "winner" in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Weaponized Bees, Un-Circumcising Men, and An $80k Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese Heist

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:36) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:44) CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone (00:31:32) Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies (00:36:12) Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme (00:41:19) Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment (00:46:35) Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back (00:53:04) Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"? (00:57:55) Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality (01:04:35) Ask Pancho (01:16:43) Insane Game Show (01:37:13) Coming Next Episode (01:42:17) Closing Probation officers go through a lot when enforcing violators, but how many have had to fight through a swarm of weaponized bees set loose by an angry woman? Some things were never meant to be undone...but if you're stupid enough, you still might make it happen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell explain the daunting task of uncircumcising yourself. Stupid criminal have come up with some pretty ingenius ways to steal money, but using Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese to steal $80-grand is the most stupid of them all. In this Weekend Episode... * A Piece of My Mind…Parents Require A 20-y/o To Sign a Contract To Keep Living at Home * CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone * Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies * Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme * Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment * Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back * Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"? * Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality Pancho answers more burning questions about dealing with family loyalty in a family feud and planning a birthday party for your child that includes a decision on whether his best friend should be invited because the Mom can't stand the kid's mother. Play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" where we have a special "Jeopardy!"-themed bonus! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.