Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

We've all imagined how we would build a better boy (built in jetpack/hair made of candy/is actually a dog instead) but few of us have the technology at our disposal to make our dreams a reality. Not so teen geniuses Gabby and Mae, thanks to advanced character creation technology belonging to Mae's dad, a famous videogame designer who doesn't appear to have actually designed any games. Except get this: Mae's dad actually works for the Department of Defence, and by fiddling around in his office trying to make the perfect super hunk, Mae and Gabby have accidentally created the military cyborg X17, AKA Albert, who is more than just the perfect prom date: he's the perfect weapon to defeat America's Enemies At Home And Abroad. But can Mae and Gabby keep Albert safe from the military? How will he navigate high school life? And will he revert to his original programming and just kill *everyone*? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched How to Build a Better Boy and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2020's Lawrence Brothers magnum opus Money Plane. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com [https://insertcoinclothing.com/] and use code LETSTALKABOUTX17BABY for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of 2025. Thanks to sponsor Factor, whose delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. If you're in the US, go to factormeals.com/momcantcook50off [http://factormeals.com/momcantcook50] and use code momcantcook50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook [https://saily.com/momcantcook]! Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com/] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Are celebrities human beings who deserve basic respect and human dignity? Of course not, you're thinking, they're scum and deserve everything bad that happens to them and more. But to that I say: watch the Disney Channel Original Movie Starstruck. You might learn a thing or two. Starstruck follows the adventures of Jessica, a girl with no hobbies or interests who goes to Los Angeles to visit her grandmother and ends up being violently abducted by teen singing sensation Christopher Wilde. So far, so Hollywood. But before long, Jessica realises that Christopher isn't the unfeeling monster she thought he was, and starts to fall for this sunglass-centric singer. Can Jessica and Christopher find love despite coming from two different worlds? Can Christopher maintain a perfectly neutral reputation with the press? And does Jessica's family care *at all* about her vanishing for long stretches of time and returning with head wounds? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Starstruck and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2014's How to Build a Better Boy. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. This week's episode is also sponsored by Zocdoc. If you're in the US, go to Zocdoc.com/mcc [https://zocdoc.com/mcc] and download the Zocdoc app for FREE, then find a top rated doctor today. Thanks also to sponsor HIMS! Try Hims’ hair loss solutions by starting your free online visit today at hims.com/momcantcook [http://hims.com/momcantcook]. Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook [https://saily.com/momcantcook]! Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com/] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

While not officially a DCOM, Susie Q (1996) offered an opportunity for the Disney Channel to start experimenting with what works and what doesn't in a Disney Channel film. For example, high concept premise? Great, love it. Cute romance blossoming between reluctant companions? Also good, let's keep that. Shot of one of the main characters' smashed up corpse in the first four minutes? Probably we don't need to do that one again. And yet without that smashed up corpse we wouldn't have Susie Q (Amy-Jo Johnson), a plucky ghost from the 1950s who shows up in the go-go nineties to right a terrible wrong with the help of the only person who can see her, Zach (Justin Whalin). But can Susie and Zach solve a decades-old mystery without everyone thinking Zach is crazy? Can the town's evil property developer be stopped? And did Zach really kill his own father with an incredible basketball dunk? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Susie Q and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2010's Starstruck. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com [https://insertcoinclothing.com/] and use the 50s code WHATAGHOULHAUNTS for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of 2025. Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook [https://saily.com/momcantcook]! This episode also brought to you Daily Greens, a greens powder by Factor Form. Just one scoop delivers 100% of your daily nutrients - filling nutrient gaps, supporting whole body health, and helping you feel your best. Visit factor75.com/momcantcook [http://factor75.com/momcantcook] to get forty percent off plus FREE shipping on your first order. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com/] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

The 2008 Writer's Guild of America strike was responsible for many things: Increased pay for writers, especially in the context of the burgeoning streaming era. A boom in unscripted reality television. And, most regrettably of all, the plot of the Disney Channel Original Movie Dadnapped, in which a dad gets kidnapped. But not just any dad. This dad is Neal Morris, author of the Tripp Zoome spy novels, and with him missing, it's up to his plucky daughter Melissa to get her father home safe, despite the notable drawbacks of a) being constantly haunted by intrusive hallucinations of popular character Tripp Zoome, b) there being two separate competing sets of kidnappers vying for possession of Neal and c) her dad quite liking being kidnapped. Will Melissa be able to save Neal and rescue Zoome Con? Can some non-union rando you found hanging around the YA aisle in Barnes & Noble write an entire movie screenplay? And why is everyone in this film always being covered in stinking fluid? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Dadnapped and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 1996's Susie Q. See you then! This episode is sponsored by Hungryroot! For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/momcantcook [http://hungryroot.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK to get 40% off your first box and a free item of your choice for life! Thanks also to sponsor Huel! Unlock a healthier, easier way to eat with Huel - nutritionally complete meals in minutes, so you can focus on what really matters. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at huel.com/momcantcook [https://huel.com/momcantcook]. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com [https://insertcoinclothing.com/] and use the simple code TRIPPTRIPPTRIPPTRIPPZOOME for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of 2025. Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook [https://saily.com/momcantcook]! This episode also brought to you Daily Greens, a greens powder by Factor Form. Just one scoop delivers 100% of your daily nutrients - filling nutrient gaps, supporting whole body health, and helping you feel your best. Visit factor75.com/momcantcook [http://factor75.com/momcantcook] to get forty percent off plus FREE shipping on your first order. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com/] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Max Keeble has a lot of problems. His school's colourful bullies are out for his blood. An evil ice cream man wants to kill both him and skateboarding icon Tony Hawk. And he is friends with an unpleasant boy named Robe who wears a stinking bathrobe that canonically smells like diapers. But Max has an ace up his sleeve that none of these life obstacles will see coming: an imminent move to Illinois. When Max's proto-furry father tells him the family are off to Chicago, Max realises that he is free of the consequences for his actions, and can do whatever he wants with no repercussions. But will Max's plan to get back at his bullies work out? Can he save his beloved animal shelter from demolition? And why are so many of the animals horny for Max's principal? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Max Keeble's Big Move and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2009's Dadnapped. See you then! Thanks to sponsor Factor, whose delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. If you're in the US, go to factormeals.com/momcantcook50off [http://factormeals.com/momcantcook50] and use code momcantcook50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Thanks also to sponsor Huel! Unlock a healthier, easier way to eat with Huel - nutritionally complete meals in minutes, so you can focus on what really matters. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at huel.com/momcantcook [https://huel.com/momcantcook]. This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. This week's episode is also sponsored by Zocdoc. If you're in the US, go to Zocdoc.com/mcc [https://zocdoc.com/mcc] and download the Zocdoc app for FREE, then find a top rated doctor today. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com/] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].