Noob Guiding Noob

12. Dwemer...are REAL!?

Finally the last of the Elder Scrolls lore...for now. The Dwemer are known by many but many don't know that much about them. In this episode we are here to maybe give some info on who they were, what they did, and how they became infamous so far as to be wiped from the face of Nirn. Spoiler Alert! They got greedy, no surprise there.So stay awhile and listen as Matt and Mike do this again and talk about random stuff for 20 minutes before the actual topic. WOW!If you have any questions or suggestions for lore pieces that you want explored, don't hesitate to email us at NoobGuidingNoob@gmail.com.

11. Dragon Age: The Blight

Oh baby, new episode that isn't Mass Effect. Except its Bioware's other game Dragon age. I feel this will be a smaller chunk of lore than Mass Effect or Elder Scrolls. (Thank god!)In this episode Mike talks us through one of the major points of the dragon age games called "the Blight". Darkspawn, archdemons, and more, maybe...probably yes. We hope you enjoy the episode, if you don't that's your problem.If you have any questions or suggestions for lore pieces that you want explored, don't hesitate to email us at NoobGuidingNoob@gmail.com.

10. OUR TOP 10 GAMES OF ALL TIME (WOW! HOW ORIGINAL!!!)

OH BABY! We made it to our 10th episode of this godforsaken podcast. Everyday we stray further from the light, but its fun being in the dark once in a while especially since we record in a small basement. Anyways! Come on down and rest those weary ears from listening to nothing but Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls lore... HEY! perk up listener you still have to listen to this one so you can disagree with our opinions that are actually facts. Our words are absolute because this is our podcast. But in all seriousness, thank you for listening to us two white boys ramble, misinform, and generally just talk BS for most of these. Its all in good fun and we are glad to do it when the mood strikes us. Cheers to all of you listening! If you have any questions or suggestions for lore pieces that you want explored, don't hesitate to email us at NoobGuidingNoob@gmail.com.

9. Andromeda and not so beyond!

Welcome to the FINAL EPISODE of mike talking about the lore of the Mass Effect series...for now?In this correctly shorter episode mike talks of the Kett and what they are about as they are one of the main antagonists of the not so greatly received game, Mass Effect: Andromeda. Supposedly not much is known of these creatures? The Kett are the primary antagonists in Mass Effect: Andromeda, known for their brutal tactics and genetic experimentation. I don't exactly remember how much he goes into the Kett, but for sure he talks about them. SO sit, drive, cry, and listen to the end of Mass Effect for now. If you have any questions or suggestions for lore pieces that you want explored, don't hesitate to email us at NoobGuidingNoob@gmail.com.

8. Khajiit do the "meow" and "rawr".

Out of all the races of Elder Scrolls to cover, I decided to start with the Khajiit. Why? I could not tell you because I don't have that answer, I never do. Nevertheless here we go!On this episode we dive into the Khajiit race of the Elder Scrolls series. One of the many unique races of peoples, they are a fascinating topic of conversation if you know what to look for. From how new kittens are born to how they were treated as lower classed species for a long time, the Khajiit like many others do have an interesting history of how they actually came to be in Tamriel. With their feline features and impressive athleticism, they have a distinct culture and history in Tamriel, despite facing prejudice as skilled thieves and excellent merchants.If you have any questions or suggestions for lore pieces that you want explored, don't hesitate to email us at NoobGuidingNoob@gmail.com.