Prolonged Cin-timacy

#3- We Need to Talk About Alan

So, you know that Allen kid? Well, the boys find out why he’s such a “troublemaker” this episode. We also send up our departed friend Troglykon. By far the most tragic episode of the podcast to date.

#2- You Can't Handle the Rodeo-Burger!

The toys live! As Alan-now-shut-up begins to understand there may be more to these action figures than meets the eye, the boys discuss Phil Hartman, Family Feud, and the nature of concrete reality itself. Expect things to heat up with a debate as to who the hottest Commando Elite is. This is one episode that’ll really get you in the mood for one mean rodeo burger.

#1- Chips Ahoy

We talk about tasty toys, the military industrial complex, and a local legend. A 90's boy also engages in literal merchant fraud. It was a different time. Who will keep their soldiers small, and who will stand tall?

#6- Court, Psychic Visions, and Parental Watch Groups

We end this season by discussing our final thoughts on Jingle all the Way and have some fun along the way.

#5- It's Turbo Time!

As we all reach our climaxes, we come to realize the true meaning of Christmas was an epic third act fight scene all along.