Smith and Hazel

(Ep 42) Graduations, “True Story” Movies (Rudy Still Sucks), and UFO Files for Nerds 🚀👽🎓

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week the guys kick things off by apologizing for missing last week’s episode due to graduation obligations. They recap their graduation adventures, including the important questions: did Joey steal a beer glass, and did Hoosier’s dad actually drink any milk? The conversation shifts into the Kevin Hart roast and some of the more controversial jokes that had everyone talking. The guys also dive into listener feedback surrounding the Murdaugh murder trial discussion from previous episodes. Hoosier breaks the news that Grown Ups 3 may finally be happening, but Joey couldn’t care less and would rather see a few different sequels get made instead. That launches them into a debate over movies based on true stories, including Joey’s very unfiltered thoughts on Rudy and let’s just say he is definitely not a fan. Along the way, the guys discuss whether Joey actually read a book for once, and if Hoosier might secretly be in love with Marky Mark. They wrap things up with the long awaited UFO file releases, which sends Hoosier into full space boner mode #UFO, #Rudy, #KevenHartRoast, #Graduation

(Ep 41) The Drinking Game Disaster: From Sex Stats to Shit Stories 🍻🎲💩

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week’s episode is absolute chaos in the best way. The guys kick things off by diving into listener feedback from the Snack Draft, breaking down the hits, the misses, and the surprisingly passionate takes on crème pies. Hoosier comes in hot, taking aim at Mel Kiper’s long (and questionable) history of draft opinions, while Joey attempts to defend him and let’s just say it doesn’t go great. After a quick detour into some gaming news, things take a turn into the bizarre with a conspiracy theory involving 11 missing scientists and so called “ultra aliens.” Naturally, this raises an important question of is Hoosier actually a Mich Ultra alien? And why is Joey so obsessed with Biff’s future in Back to the Future? From there, Hoosier introduces a series of ridiculous new drinking games. Joey tries to guess countries’ favorite bedroom positions, which colleges have the highest STD rates, and the fattest campuses. As the drinks flow, Joey gets progressively more unfiltered, wrapping things up with a few hilariously questionable stories from his college days. It’s unhinged, it’s unpredictable, and it’s one you probably shouldn’t listen to at work. #Ultra, #STD, #Fat, #Shart

(Ep 40) The Snack Draft: Kiper, Chaos & Creme Pies 🏈🥧🎙️🔥

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] The guys kick things off breaking down the latest NFL Draft winners, losers, shocking picks, and the teams that may have completely lost the plot. What starts as a normal football conversation quickly goes off the rails into debates about which draft prospects definitely smoke the most weed and hilarious stories from drafts of their own past. Then things take a turn nobody saw coming with a full 10-round snack food draft. War rooms panic, strategies crumble, friendships are tested, and the biggest question of all emerges...was Doritos really the obvious #1 overall pick, or did a dark horse steal the board? From heated debates to shocking reaches, the snack draft gets serious fast, especially when oatmeal creme pies somehow become the MVP of the night. To settle the chaos, AI Mel Kiper steps in to grade the draft classes and the results are absolutely shocking. The episode wraps up with a classic AITA segment because apparently there wasn’t enough controversy already. #NFLDraft, #MelKiper, #LittleDebbie, #Doritos

(Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff. Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light story into one of the dumbest tangents in podcast history. Hoosier’s latest billion dollar Shark Tank idea the ManRuler™ (patent absolutely pending). No taffy tips allowed!! From there, things spiral into a full blown deep dive on… well, let’s just say anatomical records and why Hoosier somehow knows way too many details. Eventually, they attempt to steer the ship back to listener feedback, only to discover it’s mostly people correcting Joey’s version of reality. Shocking no one, multiple stories, including the toga party and bonfire incidents are officially walked back due to “creative memory.” Naturally, the guys squeeze in another “Chevy Chase is a nightmare” story, because that’s basically tradition at this point. Hoosier takes a brief detour into UFO territory (because of course he does), and somehow Arc Raiders comes up again, this time highlighting Joey as a full-blown liability who gets his own teammate killed. They wrap up this beautiful disaster with tattoo talk including worst spots, most painful spots, and what questionable ink their currently rocking. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it might be their least educational episode yet. Enjoy. #ManRuler, #JonahFalcon, #ArcRaiders, #CoorsLight

(Ep 38) Zack Morris Is Trash & So Are We (Who the Hell Is Canoe Reeves?) 😂🔥🤷‍♂️

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week’s episode kicks off with a quick apology for missing last week’s show (blame Easter… and maybe poor planning). But they waste no time diving right back into the chaos with a listener email updating us on the ongoing Hoosier vs. PoopyButthole saga in Arc Raiders. From there, they head down a nostalgic rabbit hole with the legendary “Zack Morris Is Trash” debate. Is Zack actually the worst for faking a wheelchair and completely taking advantage of Kelly Kapowski? The guys break it all down. Naturally, this spirals into some questionable self reflection as they revisit their own trashy college behavior...think 976 numbers, bad decisions, and credit card regrets that still haunt them. They wrap things up with a fun conversation around celebrity feuds: who’s actually a huge asshole, who just gets a bad rap, and most importantly, who the hell is “Canoe Reeves”? It’s a wild one this week — don’t miss it. #ArcRaiders, #Savedbythebell, #976, #Canoe