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Rush Hour 4: Episode 17

Whats the story today? There's an election, or something. How 'bout that?

Rush Hour 4: Episode 16

What's the story today? Walmart shopathons, milkbar shootouts, maudlin dad-thoughts and inconsistent release schedules! All that and more in this -- the blackest of fridays -- known colloquially as...RUSH HOUR 4!

Rush Hour 4: Episode 15

What's the story today? Become friends with your enemies, and celebrate that accomplishment by going to the only place you can get one hundred million dollars worth of movie making paraphernalia without breaking the bank: Walmart! Make your way to the hub of the community wheel, but don't get killed by a joyriding prostitute or strafed by a biplane on its way to bombard a political ralley, because then you won't get a chance to be cruel to the horrifically mangled veteran who mans the doors to all the world's joyful capitalist bliss! Or don't. Who cares?! The world's your lobster! There's a she-wolf in the closet. Open up and set her free! Get fucked, or die trying. (Awooooooo.)

Rush Hour 4: Episode 14

What's the story today? FIlm festival warfare (finally) commences! New Family Matters! New Seventh Heaven! New world! Same old shit! Get bombed unexpectedly, and keep your steel handy while you watch your life crumble around you! Say goodbye to yourself and hello to the audience of lunatics! You are now the audience. You have become lunatic. It's the best way to spend $100,000,000,000: the cash-sink known only as...Rush hour 4!

Rush Hour 4: Episode 13

What's the story today? Chopping up your production staff with a claymore sword; blowing off steam and proving your girlfriend's age at the old saloon; death threats, death traps and death wishes with old friends and new enemies. Have a sasparilla, bet your son's future, and meet some friendly part-time 'tutes! And if all else fails, you can always marry Scott Joplin's bones! All that and more, in this, the rootinest, tootinest town not big enough for the two of us: Rush Hour 4