The Ass and Carat Show

French Pterodactyls to Ambulance Poetry

Join us for a hilarious and wild ride through EMS stories, bizarre calls, and humorous anecdotes. From French pterodactyls to poetry in the ambulance, this episode is packed with unforgettable moments and laughs. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Job Updates 02:49 New Cafeteria and Work Environment 05:42 Transitioning to New Stations 08:42 Funny Stories and Anecdotes 11:24 The French Pterodactyl Incident 22:44 Navigating Personal Experiences and Humor 29:29 The Intricacies of Emergency Medical Calls 35:34 Unexpected Patient Stories and Their Impact 36:24 Unexpected Call Details 39:40 A Comedic Encounter with a Patient 42:23 The Patient's Unique Living Situation 47:02 A Familiar Face and a Surprising Backstory 52:10 Poetry in the Ambulance 55:23 Closing Thoughts and Future Guests Email: assandcarat@gmail.com [assandcarat@gmail.com] Instagram and TikTok: theassandcaratshow Facebook: @TAACS

CPR Induced Consciousness: Not Your Everyday Call

summaryIn this episode of The Ass And Carat Show, the hosts reunite after a holiday hiatus, sharing their experiences and excitement for the new season. They discuss the challenges of the busy holiday season and the personal events that kept them away from recording. The conversation quickly shifts to their unique experiences in emergency medical services, particularly focusing on a phenomenon known as CPR induced consciousness. The hosts recount their own stories, highlighting the complexities and unexpected outcomes of cardiac arrest situations, including a recent case that sparked discussions about new protocols in their department. The episode blends humor with serious medical insights, showcasing the camaraderie and banter among the hosts as they navigate their professional lives and personal anecdotes. Chapters 00:00 Welcome Back to Season 2 05:22 Introducing CPR-Induced Consciousness 07:21 Sharing Personal Stories 20:27 The Medical Protocols and Learnings 30:42 Spirit Animals and Personal Insights 31:30 What Would You Buy a Lifetime Supply Of? 32:31 Fighting Over Petty Things 33:24 Weird Fears and Habits 34:50 Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse 36:01 Weird Fears and Bird Encounters 38:25 The Weirdest Foods We've Tried 45:26 Useless Skills and Quirky Habits 46:10 Quirky Skills and Personal Pet Peeves 47:51 The Small Things That Ruin Our Day 53:39 A Birthday Emergency: John's Harrowing Call 01:05:12 The Complexity of CPR-Induced Consciousness 01:09:20 Reflections on Life and Death in EMS Email: assandcarat@gmail.com [assandcarat@gmail.com] Socials: @theassandcaratshow

Realities of EMS

Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the realities of working in emergency medical services (EMS) compared to what is taught in school. They share personal experiences from their shifts, emphasizing the importance of teamwork, communication with families, and the challenges of patient interactions. The discussion highlights the need for practical training and the often-overlooked aspects of patient care, including how to handle difficult situations and the emotional toll of the job. The conversation also touches on the importance of self-care and managing stress in the demanding field of EMS. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal stories and experiences from their time in emergency services, highlighting the challenges, humor, and lessons learned in high-pressure situations. They discuss the importance of communication, the chaos of emergency calls, and the unique ways they cope with the realities of their jobs. Through storytelling and laughter, they reflect on their journeys and the valuable insights gained along the way. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Technical Challenges 10:07 EMS School vs. Reality 45:09 The Game of Truth and Lies 58:48 The First Encounter with Death 01:04:42 Lessons from the Field: Handling Death in EMS 01:08:48 Surreal Experiences in Emergency Calls 01:12:34 The Chaos of a Code Blue 01:21:09 Reflections on EMS Experiences and Learning 01:23:18 Closing Thoughts and Future Stories Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow Facebook: @TAACS Email: assandcarat@gmail.com

Lessons from the Field: Advice for New Providers

Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences and insights from working in emergency medical services (EMS). They discuss the importance of teamwork, communication, and the challenges faced during shifts, including the need for mental health awareness and the significance of learning from mistakes. The conversation also touches on personal stories, including Halloween celebrations and the humorous yet serious aspects of their work. Overall, the episode provides valuable advice for new providers and emphasizes the importance of camaraderie in the field. In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the importance of communication and support in the EMS field, emphasizing the need for advocacy and understanding in patient care. They share personal stories and experiences, highlighting the lessons learned from both successes and mistakes. The conversation transitions into a fun game segment, followed by heartfelt storytelling that underscores the emotional challenges faced by EMS providers. The hosts reflect on the significance of teamwork, humor, and the unique nature of each call, ultimately encouraging listeners to learn from their experiences and support one another in their journeys. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Backgrounds 02:33 Adventures in Emergency Shifts 05:31 Halloween Stories and Experiences 08:21 Advice for New Providers 11:18 Communication and Trust in Partnerships 14:09 Learning and Adapting in New Environments 17:04 The Importance of Teamwork and Cohesion 19:55 Final Thoughts and Advice 23:58 The Reality of Emergency Medical Services 28:08 The Importance of Preparedness in EMS 32:33 Learning from Mistakes in the Field 37:20 Mental Health in Emergency Services 37:59 Game Time: Fun and Insights from EMS Experiences 46:07 Binge-Worthy Shows and Personal Encounters 47:10 Rookie Mistakes in EMS 48:38 Rookie Habits That Make You Laugh 49:38 Food Choices on Shift 50:06 Essentials in the Ambulance 51:03 Things Partners Take Without Asking 51:40 What to Hide from HR 52:44 Story Time: Lessons Learned 01:00:17 Frequent Flyers and Patient Care 01:06:51 Rookie Mistakes and Learning Experiences Instagram and Tiktok: @theassandcaratshow Facebook: @TAACS Email: assandcarat@gmail.com

Superstitions and the Supernatural

Summary In this episode, the hosts discuss personal updates, including a colic surgery involving a horse, and delve into the superstitions that permeate the EMS community. The conversation transitions into a fun game of 'Never Have I Ever,' where they share their experiences in the EMS field, highlighting the unique challenges and quirks of their profession. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences in emergency medical services (EMS), discussing the unpredictable nature of patient interactions, the importance of equipment management, and the humorous yet challenging aspects of their work. They highlight the culture of EMS, including food etiquette, the reality of maintaining sterility, and the dark humor that often arises in serious situations. The conversation also touches on superstitions and ghost stories within the EMS community, highlighting the unique experiences that come with the job. Chapters 00:00 Costco Escapades and Shopping Woes 02:58 Life Updates and Personal Stories 05:43 Colic Surgery and Horse Care 08:32 Beard Talk and Mask Fitting Challenges 11:23 Superstitions in Emergency Services 14:13 The Unwritten Rules of EMS 17:04 Food Superstitions and Patient Interactions 19:47 The Impact of Full Moons and Fridays 22:42 Shift Swaps and Work Relationships 24:21 The Challenges of Shift Changes 27:18 Superstitions in EMS 29:03 The Chaos of Calls 31:33 Never Have I Ever: EMS Edition 47:14 Lessons from Near Misses 47:15 The Great Bag Escape 48:13 Food Theft at the Station 50:26 The Sterile Debate 51:44 Hot Mic Mishaps 55:52 Glove Commitment in Emergencies 57:22 Restocking Regrets 01:00:13 Partnering Dilemmas 01:01:44 Dark Humor in EMS 01:02:41 Superstitions and Creepy Calls 01:11:00 Ghost Stories and the Supernatural Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow Facebook: @TAACS Email: assandcarat@gmail.com