The Beep Test

EPISODE 14 - SHE'S DEADDDDDDD

This week your favourite faculty members are discussing all things Music Festivals. Diana is reminiscing on days gone and all the countless dollars she has spent on surcharged Vodka Redbulls. Whilst Lauren is practicing pitching the tent for the 2nd time today. Where will Festivals land this week on the Beep Test

EPISODE 13 - ITS MY SPECIAL DAY

This week our faculty are bored shitless at work and are revisiting some of their most beloved birthday moments. Diana recalls the first time she turned 21 and Lauren is trying to remember her DOB because she has been locked out of her bank card again!

EPISODE 12 - A SUBSTANTIAL VIDEO ESSAY

It's raining this week. So your two favourite faculty members have decided to bring the listeners inside and watch a movie as a lesson replacement. Diana has wheeled in the TV with the VHS player and Lauren cannot make arse or tails of the cables for it! Will they watch the movie? Will Lauren choke on the cables? Find out now!!!

EPISODE 11 - PLAYING MUMMIES AND DADDIES WITH DUO THE OWL

Lauren's BACK!! And not a moment too soon! This week there are staff shortages in the languages department. Diana is stuck in an endless loop of reintroducing herself every time a giant green owl goes ‘Whoooo!’ Whilst Lauren is letting her body do all the talking for a change.

EPISODE 10 - AFAB-ULOUS EPISODE W/ BARBI GHANOUSH

This week Lauren managed to break free from the restraints of her cell the E.P.A. were keeping her in. After a short battle with the guards she was free from the compound and now needs to make it back home quickly! Meanwhile hundreds of thousands of miles away, Diana has completely forgotten all memory of Lauren Order and has now invited life long Netball Umpire (lesbian) Barbi Ghanoush (@barbi.ghanoush) to help with with this weeks listeners.