The Kamentary Track

Episode 134: Ryuki Retrospective

This Week’s Kamentary Sound’s a little iffy this week, something happened with recording settings. I did my best to fix. * A plethora of undeserved gifts * Rider Round Up * We will never believe Ren/Eri * Kitaoka and Goro-chan are perfect * Okamoto Jiro is the best * The horror of Kanzaki * Monster speed run * Paper vs. Reality * Goldphoenix? * Dragons are cool * What Jed would and wouldn’t fuck * The Three Little Pigs Approach * Monster Personalities, or lack there of * Playing with mirrors * A Doctor Who tangent * Rules as tools * Pidgeodin * Great ensembles * That Picard quote * A dead horse * Sappy stuff * Time shenanigans Next Time: Again? Again!   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com [kamentarytrack@gmail.com] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social] Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack [https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack]

Episode 133 Kamen Rider Ryuki Special: The 13 Riders

This Week’s Kamentary * Shameless Plug * The state of Cody’s novel * Jed’s X-Read Through, more, again * Kanzaki does Rod Sterling * Kamen Rider Verde * Uncomfortable Stoogery * Artistic Masturbation, again * Mispider * Sakakibara Koichi and the weirdest fan sign ever * Respider * We got 45 minutes * A load bearing mirror * Cool use of powers * Takamizawa Itsuro * Scissors vs Imperer, turf war * Takamizawa’s Tuesday mornings * Tezuka’s new backstory * Verde’s arsenal * Final Vent: Death Banish and Biogreeza * Jun has a fan club? * What we do have time for, apparently * Cuckolding, again * Solospider * Asakura has a point * Strange alliances * Imperer and Tiger’s first appearance * Ryuga, Femme’s simp * Shinji Survive * A rhino eating spider * Tropasatsu: Bolivian Army Ending * Once More with Feeling * Okubo as a Rider Next Time: We go retro(spective) Theme Song: FIRE by PSYCHIC FEVER from EXILE TRIBE feat. SPRITE   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com [kamentarytrack@gmail.com] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social] Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack [https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack] Follow Jed’s X-Men read through: https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social]

Episode 132, Kamen Rider Ryuki: Episode Final

This Week’s Kamentary Discussion of Suicide- 1:32:04-1:34:18 * Unserious media recommendations * Fuck Inoue, the first of many * Humarionettes * Kamen Rider Femme and Blancwing * Cool mirror transitions * Teru Teru Bozu, Shinji’s new backstory * How Auntie affords the Amazon * Kirishima Miho * A different kind of misogyny * Spoilers for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels * An unfortunate safe bet * Goro-chan isn’t subtle * Final Vent: Misty Slash * The two goats * Shinji character assassination * Tropasatsu: Continuity Snarl * Mirror Entities * Ryo still can’t get good days * Kamen Rider Odin, or lack there of * What Asakura thinks about * Beating a dead horse * A slutty gay tank top * What we do and don’t condone. * A cuck * Shoichi’s second job * Mana the theme park attendant * A complete BLAM! * Yui’s new backstory * A decent explanation for mirror monsters * Wibbly Wobbly Timey Whimey * Kamen Rider Ryuga and Dragblacker * Final Vent: Dragon Kick, 2 Electric Boogaloo * Turducken * Ohja Blank form * Take the hint * Okonomiyaki * The final Agito cameos * Mirror Shinji * Hydragoon * Film budget beat down * The ignominious death of Kamen Rider Femme * Rider’s can't see colors apparently * Shinji makes it all about him * Ren’s new gay panic * Ryuki v. Ryuga * The end? * An inexplicable after credits scene * Reverse End of Evangelion Next Time: What do you do with 13 Riders? Theme Song: Super Lady by (G)i-dle   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com [kamentarytrack@gmail.com] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social] Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack [https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack]

Special Episode 8, Kamen Rider Agito: A New Transformation

This Episode’s Kamentary ·         Cosmic trades ·         Tops and bottoms ·         The consequences of indoor smoking ·         Proactive policing ·         What constitutes a salad ·         Shoichi’s secret ingredients ·         Cannon, or lack there of ·         Dr. Kuneida and Granny ·         The G3 Mild ·         Backhanded Compliments ·         Scarabaeus Fortis ·         How to water peppers ·         Motivating powers of spite ·         The Professor gets flirty ·         Kuneida Hiroki ·         The best Kono ·         Airbud 17 ·         Holding a scene just a little too long ·         How to tell Shoichi is lying ·         The Agito Capture Plan take 3 ·         Finally, Ryo ·         High impact therapy ·         Another Another Agito ·         Ryo commits several crimes ·         Plot powered battery life ·         Plot relevant metaphors ·         Hojo’s Tuesday nights Next Time: Finally, Episode Final (hopefully)  Theme Song: Hands Up by 2PM   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com [kamentarytrack@gmail.com] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social]

Episode 131, Ryuki Episode 50

This Week’s Kamentary Trigger Warning- Miscarriage: 35:48-36:39 * Fictional Deaths * Wibbly Wobbly Timey Whimey Stuff * Fashion corner with Kitaoka * A very specific reference * Waffle House * An ungilded lily * Auntie makes weird choices * How to not win therapy * A moot point * Kitaoka’s ironic death * Asakura’s ironic death * Goldphoenix * Final Vent: Eternal Chaos * Men will do anything to avoid going to therapy * The winner of the Rider War * Fictional Allegory * Ren and Eri still don’t make sense * Yet another ironic death * Awesome camera trick * A liminal art room * Symbolism, maybe, probably * Okubo is still hot, fight me (Jed) * Tropasatsu: The Story that Never Was * A trip down memory lane, sort of * Bird-related emotions * Time Shenanigans Next Time: Not our final Ryuki episode, just Ryuki: Episode Final Theme Song: Phoenix by ZE:A   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com [kamentarytrack@gmail.com] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social] Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack [https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack]