The Long Brothers' Podcast

DeFEARING The PolicED

President Semi-Elect Joe Biden calls in offering "access" to his dead son but no #MedicareForAll or less racist society. Why battles for the soul of the nation are always so intense because the terrain is so small. And how to tell the difference between sighs of relief and death rattles when the Democratic Party can't defeat Susan Collins because SOCIALISM

Deconstructing Debate Debris

Shivving the Left for corporate profits amid the ruins of Empire. ALSO: Two Sound Asleep White Guys Solve Racism

Democrats And The Afterlife

Why, if I can code for 45 minutes and spend 10 days on a respirator, you can at least feel shitty about voting for Joe Biden. PLUS: THINGS THAT I LEARNED BEING DEAD

A Sanity Survival Guide To Supporting Bernie

Why, in debates and interviews, Bernie should make use of spit-takes. Tips for keeping your TV screen intact through election analysis. Taking comfort in Tom Friedman's opposition. Michael Bloomberg: Small In Stature. Smaller In Stature. Will "serious" Democrats announce their healthcare beliefs once The Mueller Report comes out? Looking forward to President Sanders tormenting Chris Matthews in the retired pundits home the way Gus Fring tormented Hector Salamanca.

Lexus Commercials And Centrist Democrats

The persistent vileness of Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Biden, rubber-necked Buddy Holly (aka Rachel Maddow) and Chris 'Too Far' Matthews.  How car commercials have ruined Christmas.  And a holiday commercial (28:20) to aide in channeling your hate.