The Mess Files

episode thirteen: werewolves

we have returned, and by we, i mean hannah and our special guest: alyssa! alyssa dropped in to school hannah on some wild werewolf facts and the history of the sexy(?) beast. in the process, we learn about how one can turn into a werewolf, what the best werewolf movies are, and find out a little too much about hannah's erotic cryptid proclivities. tally-ho!

episode twelve: aliens

hannah is angry. why? aliens, that's why. yes, it's the moment you've all been waiting for: the moment where jess shuts up and hannah screams about aliens. that's what this is. a whole hour of it. enjoy it. savor it. revel in it before the reptilians abduct you and destroy our whole planet.