Ultimate Segment

Episode 18 - The New Contains The Old

It's the season finale, and good tidings we bring (to you and your kin(g)). We talk about how there's an underbelly to things, how Sonic's spikes are "big chunky monkeys", we establish that parts of any place could be Hog Heaven, we get prematurely amped up for Chrisso, discuss the Hausmannisation of Paris, and how cool NHR was on episode 16. Tim reads a beautiful poem and we learn all about coffee cooling gradients. Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com [ultimatesegment@gmail.com] 'The Fast Lane' (the song played at the end of the episode) was written by Anthony Bartok and Tristan Haze. Tim on Instagram [http://instagram.com/timknight.real] Tristan on Instagram [http://instagram.com/tristanhazeart]

Quick Announcement

In this "nano-episode", Tim tells us a little story about Episode 18 and what that might be like.

Episode 17 - Picture This: We Were Both Butt Naked, Bangin' On The Bathroom Floor

'I want to talk about my fear of aliens, stop bringing up Proust.' Are yoyos having a blast, or are they more of a "silent witness"? Tim has a thing for women in the Navy and Tristan's cat Postie is dubbed an enfant terrible. Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com [ultimatesegment@gmail.com] Tim on Instagram [http://instagram.com/timknight.real] Tristan on Instagram [http://instagram.com/tristanhazeart]

Episode 16 (with Nathan Hugh Robért) - Susan Sontag the Hedgehog

Stand up comedian Nathan Hugh Robért (NHR) tells us all about how he broke up with his first girlfriend three times. We talk about the time Tristan and a friendlicked a businessman on the way home during their first year at uni. NHR recites a beautiful ham poem about a particular type of ham he's been buying from a local butcher. It features the line 'If the ham was an actor, it would be Ashton Kutcher'.  Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com [ultimatesegment@gmail.com] Nathan Hugh Robért on Instagram. [https://www.instagram.com/nathanhughrobert/] Tim on Instagram [http://instagram.com/timknight.real] Tristan on Instagram [http://instagram.com/tristanhazeart]

Episode 15 - Nobody Puts Piglet in the Corner

When were you born when you first learned about 'about face'? This week we allude to the podcast, Tim explains New Caledonia, the fact that Piglet wears a pink jumper is pointed out lest anyone mistake that for part of his raw body, and we encounter a robot voice issue around 31 minutes in. I'm Lovin' It! Subway. Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com [ultimatesegment@gmail.com] Tim on Instagram [http://instagram.com/timknight.real] Tristan on Instagram [http://instagram.com/tristanhazeart]