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If We Ruled the Country

Want to know what your life would be like if you were under our reign? It involves no-work Wednesdays, prohibited bug murder, free little treats, mandatory parenting classes, bartering is reintroduced into the economy, and raising your voice is against the law...among many others. We are your co-presidents, co-queens, co-commanders, whatever you want to call us. Just no killing bugs. Please.

Fashion In's and Out's!

How do you feel about camo? How do you feel about yoga pants? Is fashion that big of a deal to you at all? Do you...even care about us? That was weird, anyway... tune in to hear our hot takes on the fashion in's and out's of 2024!

Reading Our Astrological Charts! | pt. 1

In this week's episode, we do a deep dive into our astrological charts (shoutout Snapchat!) and psychoanalyze ourselves for an absurd amount of time. Studies surrounding our sanity are being conducted as we speak. Join us this episode to get a live reenactment of what our freshmen year dorm room sounded like 24/8. Yes, you read that right. We hope you enjoy!

Don't Even Get Me Started! | pt. 1

You know what gets us down? Soup for dinner. People that talk too much in class. And probably the pure frustration and rage we feel when we can't decide if Cassie wearing only one sock around the house should be cause for concern. If you want to get to know us better (and why you shouldn't get us started on these topics) listen to our 4th episode!

Staying Motivated in School

This episode we discuss our major motivators that help us get our schoolwork done and our lives back together! Not only are we experts on this craft, we are also great at spotting deer in our backyard in the middle of the podcast and screaming about it. Beau joins us by knocking things off tables. We hope you enjoy ;)