The Injury Report

Ep 24 - I'm Takin Pictures of Bugs (Mary Noah)

Emilia and Maria are joined by COMEDIC TREASURE, Chicago's own Mary Noah!! And get this: Mary Noah brought paws-itive injuries. Physical injuries include a puppy-induced bloody nose, a dog tooth to the cheek, a surprise sunburn, bike ride soreness, and most importantly, getting decked by two older ladies. It doesn't get better than this, folks. Thanks to Mary Noah for joining us and thanks to Rey Tang for our theme song.

Ep 23 - I Was Underneath the Devil's Eye (Steph Barnes)

Emilia and Maria are joined by very funny, very talented performer Steph Barnes! Injuries include spider bites, sunburns, and a case of the audition rejection blues. Plus, as always, we complain about the American healthcare system. Cheers, Steph!!

Ep 22 - Warning: Children of Men Spoilers

Emilia and Maria have NO GUEST this time. Wow. Can you believe it. Injuries include some neck pain, a foot splinter, and lots of emotional hurts. We also discuss SPORTS and CHILDREN OF MEN, starring CLIVE OWEN. Okay bye love you

Ep 21 - It's Blair Witch Rules (Deanna DeMay, Justin Oliver Lance)

Emilia and Maria are joined by the royalty of Cornservatory, Deanna DeMay and Justin Oliver Lance! Physical injuries galore: a series of concussions, a dislocated knee, and a bruised ribcage. Plus, our first ever story of one of us ~causing~ an injury instead of sustaining one. THANKS DEANNA AND JUSTIN! And Rey Tang for our theme song. If you have a gun, I must be a healthcare representative.

Ep 20 - Beautiful Things Happen on the Bus, Terrible Things Happen on the Bus (Zalia Maya)

Emilia and Maria are joined by hilarious Chicago performer and giggly girl Zalia Maya!! Injuries include a cooking burn, an ankle sprain, and an eyelid incident. Plus, Zalia recalls extremely specific videos from school that nobody else remembers... but did she just hallucinate them? Listen to find out... Thank you to Rey Tang for our theme song!