Selfish Syndicates

We will only live till 80

This episode gives you a near psych ward experience. 21 and finding the one, Jena's genius marriage ruse. The duo's insanity is out of control.....or do they just know the truth everyone is blinded to!

Jena went corporate

Nadiah is a bully....are we surprised. Jena is once again on the brink of a psychotic episode but no worries, Nadiah is here to egg her on. The dream team is always on that dreaming grind!

Our last episode

Jena's intrusive thoughts are to blame for the end of our podcast era. That's all there is to say.

We attended the Met Gala

Jena and Nadiah take Met Gala 2022! The pioneers in fashion. They were invited there specifically by THE Anna Wintour to critic everyone's outfits and to write an article for Vogue. Spoiler: The only people who slayed were your hosts. They also wanted to have an audio version of their take on this year's turnout, so here you go.

We are slaves to capitalism

Jena and Nadiah signed a non-disclosure agreement for a specific job last week. And of course, them being the generous people they are, they will be more than happy to share with you the things they saw and their opinions on it! Horrors were seen and experienced...will they ever recover from it....?