Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

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This Barclay will be bank for bedtime with some misadventures with Musketeers.  Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus [https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus]- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen!  Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones [https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones]. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com [http://russellsperberg.com/] and @BabyTeethLA [https://www.instagram.com/babyteethla/] on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline [https://www.crisistextline.org/] and see more global helplines here [https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare]. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep [http://helixsleep.com/sleep] and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep [http://zocdoc.com/sleep] PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com [http://progressive.com/] QUINCE - Quince sells luxurious, ethically-made clothes and bedding at an affordable price. Transition your bed for the season with soft, breathable bedding from Quince. Go to Quince.com/sleep [https://www.quince.com/women/best-sellers?utm_source=veritone&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=sleep] to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.  MINT MOBILE - This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/sleepwithme [https://www.mintmobile.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=audio&utm_campaign=mint_podcast&utm_content=sleepwithme]  (Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5 gigabyte plan required [equivalent to $15/mo.]. New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details.) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices [https://dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices]

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