1-900 Soccer Bros

Surviving Pay To Play

1-900 Soccer Bros: The Pay-to-Play Conspiracy Welcome to 1-900 Soccer Bros, the podcast that exposes the madness of the youth industrial sports complex with a comedic and brutally honest lens. In this episode, we take a mind-bending time warp back to a dreary night in Manchester, where two cunning UK soccer coaches sit in a dimly lit pub, pints in hand, scheming up the greatest hustle in sports history—pay-to-play soccer in America. Through hilarious reenactments, we relive the moment they crafted their master plan to drain the wallets of naive American soccer parents, convincing them that the only path to greatness is through endless club fees, "elite" training packages, and overpriced European tours. We break down the absurdity of the system, expose how the dream is sold, and remind everyone that talent isn't bought—it’s built. Strap in for satire, soccer history, and some hard-hitting truths. 1-900 Soccer Bros is here to entertain, enlighten, and maybe—just maybe—start a revolution.

The Car Ride Home

What do you say when your kid is the man of the match? Or played his worst game ever? Buckle up as the Soccer Bros take you on the most dreaded journey in youth sports: the car ride home. This episode explores every cringe-worthy scenario — from excessively harsh critique to overly enthusiastic celebrations — and the psychological toll these common parent reactions take on kids. If you can make it to the end, you’ll find do’s and don’ts that might make your journey a space for connection and growth rather than isolation and despair. Remember, less is more and silence is king! Tell us what you think in the comments on our YouTube. XOXO, Soccer Bros

Playing Time

What do you do when you’re paying for club soccer and your kid doesn’t play in games? Join the Soccer Bros as they dive deep into this uncomfortable and all-too-familiar topic. From conspiracy theories to awkward silences and unspoken rage, Marc, Jared and special guest "Coach Carmichael" expose the hilarity and horror of these sideline negotiations between parents and coaches. Eventually, they land a few helpful ways to approach playing time concerns without tanking your kid’s chances—or your dignity.