Don't Quote Us Podcast

Lemon Party

Episode 10 of Don’t Quote Us gets all over the place in the best way possible. We kick things off with some absolutely wild Urban Dictionary definitions before getting into a major announcement: Sway is stepping away as cohost, and Garrett is officially taking over the seat moving forward. From there, the conversation somehow turns into “Chud The Builder,” the unspoken rules of adulthood with our “as a grown man you shouldn’t…” segment, and a handful of tweets that sparked some hilarious and real discussions. We wrap things up with a deeper conversation about fatherhood and parenting — the struggles, lessons learned, and advice we’d give to soon-to-be parents trying to figure it all out.

The Idaho Special

Sway’s out this episode, but we still bring the heat. We cover our Phrase of the Week, wild “Florida Man” stories, and viral TikToks like the China Sky Ladder. We also get into TikTok culture — from lives and relationships to how pranks can go too far — plus our “Who Ain’t Sh*t” segment, a funny Qdoba story, and Tweet of the Week to close it out. Real talk, internet chaos, and plenty of laughs — Don’t Quote Us.

We ARE The Assholes

back with another episode of the Don’t Quote Us podcast 🎙️ this episode we get into sway’s wild past dating life, react to some reddit stories, and debate what’s REALLY too far to drive for… you know what 😭 make sure to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE! Follow Us: Instagram: @who.sway @naimgolden TikTok: www.tiktok.com/dontquoteuspod1 [http://www.tiktok.com/dontquote] www.tiktok.com/naimgolden0 [http://www.tiktok.com/naimgolden0] www.tiktok.com/who.swayy [http://www.tiktok.com/who.swayy] Timestamps: 0:00 – Blind Ranking 11:20 – Intro / Pod BTS Talk 23:55 – Tweet of the Week (StairMaster) 29:15 – Tweet of the Week (Driving Debate) 33:50 – 90 Day Fiancé Type Beat 42:40 – Sway Realizes His Crazy Past 47:07 – Wedding Performer Picks 53:50 – “You Ain’t Sh*t” Segment 59:48 – Reddit: Am I The Ahole? 1:05:57 – Reddit: Am I The Ahole? (Part 2) 1:13:44 – Outro

We Might Be Sick

We’re back after a 2-week break! 🙌 In this episode, we tried something a little different with the audio—let us know what you think. If it’s not hitting, we’ll go back to the usual setup. This one is also lightly edited, so you’re getting a raw, unfiltered vibe—just like the old pod days. Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE!!! Follow us on socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/who.sway [https://www.instagram.com/who.sway] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/naimgolden [https://www.instagram.com/naimgolden] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@naimgolden0 [https://www.tiktok.com/@yourhandle] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@who.sway [https://www.tiktok.com/@yourhandle] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dontquoteuspod1 [https://www.tiktok.com/@yourhandle]

Your MOM is DATING Your BEST FRIEND!!

In this episode we get into everything from women’s college basketball, wild listener questions, toxic relationships, and some hilarious real-life scenarios. Nothing is off limits — just real conversations, hot takes, and plenty of laughs. 👇 DON’T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE! Follow our socials: Instagram • https://www.instagram.com/who.sway [https://www.instagram.com/who.sway] • https://www.instagram.com/naimgolden [https://www.instagram.com/naimgolden] TikTok • https://www.tiktok.com/dontquoteuspod1 [https://www.tiktok.com/] • https://www.tiktok.com/naimgolden0 [https://www.tiktok.com/] • https://www.tiktok.com/who.swayy [https://www.tiktok.com/] Episode Chapters ⏱ 0:00 Intro / Women’s College Basketball Talk 10:58 Phrase of the Week 15:15 Ideal Dream Date 22:53 Confronting a Cheater 32:27 Most Toxic Woman You Know 40:20 Listener Questions (Biggest hot take, worst online purchase, weirdest thing you’ve seen in person) 1:06:23 Happy International Women’s Month 1:10:45 Listener Questions Continued 1:16:03 “You Ain’t Sh*t” Discussion 1:20:15 Would You Let Your Parents Date Someone Your Age? 1:24:50 Outro