Warm and Pieces: Tactical Leftovers on the Israeli Homefront @NeshikhaKitchen - Cuisine
There’s an idea out there, that, at a certain age, one should settle into more predictable rhythms—taking up birdwatching, perhaps, or perfecting the art of the indignant letter to the editor. Yet, between the demands of the hives and the persistent background hum of life in a conflict zone, we’ve found our latest adventures in the kitchen, performing tactical maneuvers with whatever happens to be in the fridge.
Call it a “Foodie Fight.” (Sorry...)
In our house, the “holiday panic” described by glossy American magazines isn’t a seasonal event; it’s a standard Friday afternoon. Whether we are hacking a slab off a “Great Pumpkin” at the local greengrocer with a machete to make Pumpkin Pull-Apart Rolls (enriched with honey water from our own Neshikha hives, ‘natch), or debating the artistic merits of a clementine peel “still life” over a November Shabbat lunch, the conversation is always—as our coming podcast [https://open.substack.com/pub/davebender/p/shelaborate-and-mansplain-tell-all] suggests—a mix of “shelaborating” and “mansplaining.”
Yeah, ok, I went there - but, hey - I can explain! (…kiiiiding).
And so, our latest foray into high-concept/low-budget gastronomy involved a salvage operation: the Wiener Wellington [https://youtu.be/9-Q_rrWhJok?si=rTNAIZAMsQkUGSwi]. This was a creative upcycling of Yom Ha’atzmaut Independence Day leftovers and luncheon meats that had no business being pressed into service (...there I go again) in a puff-pastry lattice:
In our latest “After-Action Review,” about that video, the critique was rigorous [00:26 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeluGQFnpA&t=26]]. We looked past the humble origins of the ingredients to focus on the essential moisture provided by the mushroom duxelles and the necessary elevation of the mustard sauce [03:05 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeluGQFnpA&t=185]]. The verdict?
A solid 8 out of 10—a respectable showing for a dish born of necessity and a bit of kitchen whimsy [03:24 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeluGQFnpA&t=204]].
Some couples travel the world or carp at the nightly news; we find our “white rabbits”—those hidden jokes and mysteries—planted in the pigments of a savory roll or the crust of a hot dog lattice. In a world that is anything but quiet, making a respectable mess in the kitchen remains our preferred method of staying sane.
After all, even in a war zone, the pastry - and not our minds - should be flaky, the homefront honey should be local [http://neshikha.com], and the wit - like our ridiculously greal local wines - should remain exceptionally dry. The Takeaway: It’s “fancy deli roll” territory, but it’s ours.
Now, having successfully defended the kitchen against the tyranny of boring leftovers, we find ourselves dangerously un-preoccupied. We have the knives, we have the lighting, and we have a frankly alarming amount of honey. What we need is a target. We’re asking you to act as our culinary scouts: drop a comment below and tell us what culinary target we should attack next.Whether it’s a complex local heirloom recipe that requires three days and a specialized clay pot, an international classic we have no business attempting, or the latest “stupid-but-brilliant” TikTok trend that we can adapt for a kosher kitchen—lay it on us. We’re ready to risk our dignity (and our appliances) for your entertainment and our Shabbat post-repast bliss.
The “After-Action” Files:
Watch: The Wiener Wellington Verdict [https://youtu.be/oBeluGQFnpA] – The final taste-test and structural analysis.
Watch: Closing the Holiday Panic Gap [https://open.substack.com/pub/davebender/p/lens-and-land-closing-the-holiday] – Pumpkin rolls and Galilee “machete” shopping.
Listen: Shelaborate & Mansplain [https://open.substack.com/pub/davebender/p/shelaborate-and-mansplain-tell-all] – A preview of our “Words and the Bees” podcast.
[A note from the field: this post may be updated or amended as events develop. My sincere thanks to those who follow, comment, and share these dispatches. Your support keeps the lights on and the cats fed while I’m out navigating the dynamic range of the Galilee. Because the standard Stripe plumbing doesn’t reach us here in Israel, I’ve set up a direct alternative for those who wish to support this work. If you’re inclined to help keep the lens focused, you can contribute via PayPal [https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=YX324K9MDK6MC&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email]. Much appreciated. — DB]
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