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Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" TRANSCRIPT [https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-3-janice-s/] PATRONS Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW! CAST & CREW SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills David - Chris Harris-Beechy Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Chauffer - Rissa Montanez Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Interviewer - Marquiz Moore D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com [http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/] www.SCParchives.com [http://www.scparchives.com/]   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod [https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod] Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives [https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ [https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social] Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX [https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod [https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives [https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives] Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com [https://pacificobadiah.com]   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript [https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-2-fren-m/] PATRONS Jan 8 - Jan 14 Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett CAST & CREW SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Podcast Host - Fay Roberts D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Elevator - Tal Minear Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah Scientist 2 - B. Narr Security Guard - Damon Alums Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com [http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/] www.SCParchives.com [http://www.scparchives.com/]   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod [https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod] Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives [https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ [https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social] Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX [https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod [https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives [https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives] Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com [https://pacificobadiah.com]   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript [https://www.pacificobadiah.com/s9e1-orientation/] Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Jack - Brandon P Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com [http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/] www.SCParchives.com [http://www.scparchives.com/]   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod [https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod] Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives [https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ [https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social] Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX [https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod [https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives [https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives] Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com [https://pacificobadiah.com]   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House

Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 [https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3] Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474] Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house [https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house]   Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even.   But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their dreams.   Content Warnings: Screaming, Gunshot SFX, A whole bunch of curse words   Thank you for listening to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House".  To support the show directly, please consider leaving them a review on your listening platform of choice, or joining their Patreon! [https://patreon.com/SomethingsAmissatJunipersHouse?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink] Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com [http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/] www.SCParchives.com [http://www.scparchives.com/]   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod [https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod] Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives [https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ [https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social] Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX [https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod [https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives [https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives] Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com [https://pacificobadiah.com]   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”

SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.   Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, Weapons of mass destruction Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript [https://cineverse.box.com/s/l8weuhtgi6y5fihu7xqsswasj486b9hr] Patrons  Pt 2 - Dec 22-31 Amandazillapop, HPCringecraft, Sam Clayt, overcast51, vanjerino, DazAnOrk, Jackson Zenger, Cole Martin, Dominic Wills, GamesandCereal, SteelRook00205, Oskar Mastalerz, Khaos Kelly, paradoz430, Paul Kenney, Marielle Nunez, Tom Torrens, Charles Pratta, Smack Turmoil, and Lukas Danner   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Kevin Whitlock With content from: SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef SCP-7376 by MontagueETC   Computer - Ben Counter O5-8 - Kale Brown O5-5 - Elissa Park O5-2 - Fay Roberts Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez Captain Miller - Vic Collins Oscar-15 - Damon Alums Mekhanist - Giancarlo Herrera Abel - Nasim Benelkour Cain - Karim Kronfli Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia [https://valdevia.art/] Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com [http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/] www.SCParchives.com [http://www.scparchives.com/]   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod [https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod] Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives [https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ [https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social] Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX [https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod [https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives [https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives] Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com [https://pacificobadiah.com]   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.