Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

In this recap of the second installment of Love Is Blind Season 2’s After the Altar, Daisy and Ellyn tackle the lingerie-wearing, gum-smacking, “opera”-screeching elephant in the room.

In part one of 1,000 of Love Is Blind, Season 2 After the Altar, Iyana puts on a brave face, Nick can barely contain his contempt for Shaina (not to mention Shake), and Natalie is getting a surprise party she appears to be well aware of?

In this recap of the Season 2 reunion show, Daisy and Ellyn discuss aspirational hairstyles, unflattering fashion, and Vanessa’s need for new gays, plus a few things that matter — like how pissed and drunk everyone on stage is and how much they all hate Shake.

It’s the season 2 weddings! Will Nick’s sweat send Danielle into a spiral? Will Iyana finally see the red flags?? Will Shake EVER shut the fuck up??? You might be surprised! But you probably won’t.

In episode 9 of season 2, Shake and Jareteteetee are insufferable, Deepti and Iyanna both have doubts, and Danielle ruins a perfectly lovely charcuterie board by just being herself. Also, we get the first half of the first wedding of the season, and Nick’s antiperspirant really gave out.