The Ratchet Aunties

SEX SNITCHES VS THE AMIRI DROPPERS

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW MONIQUE STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL (SPOILERS AHEAD‼️) AND BREAK DOWN HOW IT'S AFFECTED US AND OUR IDEALS ABOUT SEXUALITY. WE ALSO DISCUSS ORAL SEX CAUSING THROAT CANCER, THE DUALITY OF BISEXUALITY IN MEN AND WHAT WE WOULD DO IF MEN WERE EVER THE ONES TO GET PREGNANT. BONUS TOPICS: MOCHAFEST, OUR FIRST TIMES ON A JOY RIDE DRUG DEAL, CODE SWITCHING IN THE SOUTH BURBS VS THE WEST BURBS. PARABLE #1: BEING FUNNY AS A WOMAN, ALWAYS GETS YOU MORE POINTS PARABLE #2: WANNA STOP BEING DRY-CITED? STOP BEING A HATER, FIRST. SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: TOLD YA x CHLÖE FEAT. MISSY ELLIOTT GOD BLESS THE RATCHETS x THE RATCHET AUNTIES

RAW DOGGING RANDOMS VS THE BIODEGRADABLE BOXES

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MINDS. FIRST, WE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHO CAN'T TAKE REJECTION AND THE PROBLEMATIC ONES WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY DADDIES ARE. AND SINCE WE'RE GETTING USED TO THE TABLES TURNING...SOME OF US NEED TO CONSIDER THE IDEA THAT OUR "BUSINESSES" MAY JUST BE HOBBIES AND WHAT MEN BE SAYING THEY WANT VS WHAT WOMEN BELIEVE. WE SOMEHOW END UP ON PUSSY HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WAYS PEOPLE EXPOSE THEIR LOVERS ON THE INTERNET. BONUS TOPICS ARE ZEUS' NEW SHOW CAST AND SOME PROM TIPS FOR ALL OUR NEICES AND NEPHEWS THAT SNEAK AND LISTEN IN. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE REALNESS AND THE LAUGHTER, TODAY. PARABLE #1: STOP FIGHTING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM PARABLE #2: LET YOUR GUARD DOWN IF YOU WANT YOUR PPL TO LET THEIRS DOWN TOO PARABLE #3: DON'T PUT YOUR BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET...IF YOU DON'T WANT THE INTERNET TO DO IT'S THANG SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: TONE CHÉ x MICAH ROBINSON FEAT. TASHERA FLOAT x JANELLE MONAE

N*GGA BADDIES VS THE 6 FIGURE HEIGHT CHANGE

IN TODAY'S EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY IN REGARDS TO MEN BEING THE NEW BADDIES OF THE MANOSPHERE. WE BRING IN OUR HOMEGIRL TT MARISSA TO HELP US WEIGH IN ON HOW FAR IS TOO FAR DOWN THE GOOCH, AND WOULD THE RATCHET UNCLES IN THE ROOM SPEND $170k FOR 5 EXTRA INCHES OF HEIGHT! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE RAUNCHY LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE WE COULDN'T STOP THEM EVEN IF WE TRIED!! PARABLE #1: EVERY HUMAN HAS BOTH FEMININE AND MASCULINE ENERGY PARABLE #2: LOVE YOURSELF...IT'LL SAVE YOU MONEY SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: KEEP YO HEAD STR8 x MILA J BOOM PT.2 x MELLO BUCKZZ FEAT. LATTO

THE PERFECT FIND VS THE BBL BODYSUIT

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT QUIETING THE VOICES IN YOUR HEADS WHEN IT COMES TO NONSENSE AS THEY ASK ABOUT TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS AND SUB-PAR BUSINESS PLANS. IT'S 4/20 AND SINCE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN PARTAKING IN THE HERBS...WE BASICALLY FORGOT! SO, ENJOY OUR MUSINGS ABOUT SEEKING BROTHER HUSBANDS AND THE BACHELOR PARTY DEBATE. PARABLE #1: ANYTHING CAN GROW...IF IT ONCE LIVED PARABLE #2: YOU'RE PROBABLY DISAPPOINTED...BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DISCIPLINED SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: DOGTOOTH x TYLER THE CREATOR UP x WIZ KHALIFA

PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM B*TCHES VS TOUCH STARVED H*ES

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT INTERNET LOYALTY TESTS AND WHAT THEY ARE TELLING US ABOUT THE WAY THE YOUTH VIEW LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW WOMEN CAREFULLY CRAFT THE WRONG GUY. BONUS TOPICS: OUR TOXIC TRAITS...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE!! PARABLE #1: HEALING AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT OUTING SOMEONE ELSE PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BEAT YOUR MOMMA SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: CASH RULES x IYLA FEAT. METHOD MAN LIT B*TCH x CHINESE KITTY FEAT. FIVIO FORIEGN